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Tell me again.

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You missed me all winter
like crazy.

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I'll tell you again.

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I missed you the whole winter
like crazy.

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Outside!

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♪ It's gotta be love ♪

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♪ It must be love ♪

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♪ I'm wild about that girl ♪

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♪ Just out of my mind ♪

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♪ To be so blind ♪

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♪ I'm wild about that girl ♪

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♪ Falling in love
Was one thing ♪

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♪ We were just kids before ♪

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♪ Now that we've grown
It's something else ♪

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♪ It's all love
Love and more ♪

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♪ Oh, take it from me ♪

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♪ It's misery ♪

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♪ Without that girl ♪

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♪ But what can I say? ♪

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♪ I'm just that way ♪

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♪ About that girl ♪

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♪ What makes it more appealing ♪

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♪ Feeling the way I do ♪

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♪ Is I know ♪

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♪ That the girl
Is wild about me too ♪

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♪ Oh, take it from me ♪

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♪ It's misery ♪

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♪ Without that girl ♪

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♪ But what can I say? ♪

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♪ I'm just that way ♪

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♪ About that girl ♪

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♪ What makes it more appealing ♪

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♪ Feeling the way I do ♪

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♪ Is I know that the girl
Is wild about me ♪

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♪ Know that
The girl's just mad about me ♪

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♪ Know that the girl's insane ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ About me too ♪♪

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Gidge...

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Would you, uh...

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Would you wear my pin?

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Oh, boy! Would I?

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Good morning,
honey.

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Good morning, Mom!

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Oh!

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Morning, dear.

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Francie...

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Your mother and I

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have a little surprise
for you.

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We're all
going to, uh...

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Hawaii.

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Hawaii!

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Are you kidding?

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Oh, you wouldn't spring

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a trip to Hawaii
on me...

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Of course we sprung it on you.

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That's the whole idea.
It's a surprise.

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A surprise!

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Oh, some surprise.

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I've been pinned to Jeff
for exactly two days,

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and you expect me
to go callously off to Hawaii?

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Well, certainly. Why not?

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Wouldn't that make me
the kind of wife

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who would want
separate vacations?

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Even twin beds?

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Oh, I'm sorry,

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but it's simply
out of the question.

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Out of the question?

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Yes. Any other time, I'd be--

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Well, Jeff's only going
to be here two more weeks.

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Now, if you had asked me,
we could have made the trip

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a later date.

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I beg your pardon,
your highness.

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I didn't realize
we had to consult you.

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I know you didn't,
and that's the whole trou--

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I'm in no mood for a lecture.

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Oh, well, if you'd
only listen to this one...

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Mother, help.

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Daddy, you think that,

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because of an accident
of birth,

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that you can
run my life.

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Some accident.

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Something happens to parents
when they have children.

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They forget that their kids
are human beings.

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You're out two minutes late.
Two minutes!

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They're shattered.

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After years and years

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of proving that you can
be trusted,

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leave room for one little doubt,
they're in hysterics.

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They've got to know
where you were,

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what you've been doing,

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who you've been out with
every single second.

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They've got to be

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completely involved
in their kids' lives.

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You ever see a kid
make that mistake?

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You show me one kid
that'll go out of his way

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to become involved
with his parents.

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I've heard
enough.

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I'm glad.

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I know it isn't easy for you

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to change
your whole point of view.

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That's good,

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because you're gonna
have to change yours!

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Please, Father,
let's not have a fight.

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Oh, we're not
gonna have a fight.

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We're gonna have
a war!

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After all my plans,

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we, including you,
young lady,

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are going to Hawaii,
and that's final!

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And we're going
to have fun.

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Accident of birth,
indeed.

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Honey, don't be hurt.

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Who's hurt?

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She'd rather be with him.

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All you have to offer
is a trip to Hawaii.

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And that's nothing.

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They're giving trips away
this year.

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Jeff is her world now,

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at least at this stage
of the game.

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I don't think we should
let her get so serious.

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How are you going
to stop it?

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No surfboarding
for a week?

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She is growing up.

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Amen.

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She could stay

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with my brother
and his wife.

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Of course, the only
trouble with that

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is that
you and I,

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we'd have to make
the trip together...

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alone.

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Yeah,
that'd be rough.

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Murder.

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I suppose we could
make the best of it.

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You bet your life
we could.

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Darling,
a second honeymoon,

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just what
I've always wanted.

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That's exactly
what you're gonna get.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Jeff!

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Oh, Moondoggie!

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Oh, Jeff,
the most awful thing--

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What's the matter?

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They can't
make me do it.

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I want you
to know that.

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Do what?

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Go to Hawaii.

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My folks, they want
to take me away to Hawaii.

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Hawaii! That's great!

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Is that
what you're crying about?

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Great?

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Everybody wants to go to Hawaii.

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The surf down there
is sensational.

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They have some waves
30-feet high.

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But I'd have to leave
Saturday morning.

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That's<i> this</i> Saturday morning.

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So?

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Well, what about

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the rest
of your vacation?

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Oh, I'll still have it.

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You mean
you don't mind

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my going away
and leaving you here?

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No, I'll knock around
with the guys.

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I'll find something to do.
Don't worry about me.

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I won't.

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Now what's
the matter?

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I thought our being together

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was the most important thing
in the world.

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Of course it is, Gidge,

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but going to Hawaii
is a chance in a lifetime.

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Well, what's this?

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Hey, Gidget, wait a minute!

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Hey, Gidget!

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Hey, what gives?

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Why'd she cut out
like that?

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Who knows what gives?

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What was I supposed
to say, "don't go"?

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Don't go where?

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What am I supposed
to do now,

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Go running after her
saying I'm sorry?
For what?

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That's the trouble
with women.

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It isn't enough you being
in love with them,

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they want you to
come right out and say so.

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Of course I didn't
want her to go.

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Boy, women,
you can have them.

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Here, you can
have that too.

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Hey!

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Does this mean
we're going steady?

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Dorothy? Dorothy?

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Hi, honey.

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Hi.

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How did you
make out?

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Oh, canceling a reservation
is no problem.

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It's trying to get them
that's tough.

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Ahem.

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Am I too much?

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I couldn't resist it.

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I bought it
this afternoon.

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Can we still
afford the trip?

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On sale.

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Nice...but very nice.

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The negligee's not bad, either.

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Russ, I feel like a bride.

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What do you feel like?

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A martini.

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Oh!

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Really.

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Hey, I'm gonna make you
a very happy girl.

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You don't have to go to Hawaii.

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But I want to go!

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I want to go
very much.

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But you said--

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That was
this morning.

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Since then...

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Well, I've been...I've been
walking around for hours,

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and I've made up my mind.

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Now I want to go...

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to forget.

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Forget?

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Forget what?

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Oh, Mr. Horner,

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I saw you on television
the other night.

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You were marvelous.

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Yeah, I was a smash,
wasn't I?

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Excuse me.

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Cute, isn't he?

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Who?

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Eddie Horner,
the dancer.

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Don't you
recognize him?

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He's gonna play
The Moana,

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and according
to the gossip--

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columns...

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Let's see now...

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three of us
and two of them.

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Who's good
at subtracting?
I am.

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Good.
We'll subtract you.

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Har-har-har.

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All this
and Eddie Horner too.

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React, girl, react.

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I'm not interested in men.

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Oh? When'd
you break up?

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How did you know?

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Honey, that's what
"not interested in men" means.

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Recently?

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Only just the other--

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All I have to do
is start crying again.

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My folks'll go
out of their minds.

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Where are they?

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In the lounge,
sitting with those weirdies.

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Come on.

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I'll take a picture
of the three of you.

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I want to finish
this roll.
Yeah, come on.

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Oh, you don't want
a picture of us.

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Sure we do.

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Why would you want us?
You don't even know us.

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We've got millions
of pictures home

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of people
we don't know.

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What do you know,

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those weirdies
are my weirdies.

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Your folks?

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My dad's Monty Stewart.

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Monty Stewart's Restaurant
in New York?

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Don't you know anybody?

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Oh, sure.
I've heard of the restaurant.

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Who hasn't?

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My dad's a gasser.
So's my mother.

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She used to be in show business.

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She was next in line
to be a Copa girl.

271
00:11:57,955 --> 00:11:59,955
Well, my mom
never was in anything,

272
00:11:59,957 --> 00:12:01,457
I don't think,

273
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,594
except college.

274
00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:05,461
Aw.

275
00:12:07,365 --> 00:12:08,464
That's my Gidget,

276
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,065
the little one
with the red hair.

277
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,534
Oh, and that's
my Abby with her,

278
00:12:11,536 --> 00:12:13,269
the one
with the raven black.

279
00:12:13,271 --> 00:12:14,771
Everybody
comes to my place:

280
00:12:14,773 --> 00:12:16,939
actors, sportswriters...
when were you in my joint?

281
00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:18,340
It must have been
a year ago.

282
00:12:18,342 --> 00:12:19,709
It's quite
a restaurant.

283
00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:21,778
Well, the food's not so hot,
but outside of that,

284
00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,178
it's the best eating place
in town.

285
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,280
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

286
00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:26,048
Do you know what
I pay for beef?

287
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,216
Quite a lot,
I imagine.

288
00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:29,519
It's aged, isn't it?
Aged? Antique!

289
00:12:34,626 --> 00:12:36,292
My name's Abby,
Abby Stewart.

290
00:12:36,294 --> 00:12:38,060
My name's
Francie Lawrence,

291
00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:40,029
but they call me
Gidget.

292
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:42,899
At least that's what
he used to call me.

293
00:12:44,536 --> 00:12:48,203
I used to call him
Moondoggie.

294
00:12:48,205 --> 00:12:49,906
"Moondoggie"?

295
00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:15,331
No, Abby, there's some people
that only love once.

296
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,067
I'm afraid
I'm one of those people.

297
00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:20,903
But, Gidget, it's like
when you fall off a horse.

298
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:22,104
You gotta get
right back on,

299
00:13:22,106 --> 00:13:23,973
or you may never
ride again.

300
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:25,675
Right from the start,

301
00:13:25,677 --> 00:13:29,712
the moment we met,
it was love at first sight.

302
00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:34,784
Why don't you
run along home, kid?

303
00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:36,752
Boy, are you a grouch.

304
00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:40,456
One look,

305
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,758
and we knew we were meant
for each other.

306
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,160
I went overboard.

307
00:13:45,162 --> 00:13:46,629
Overboard?

308
00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,498
Uh-huh. We both did.

309
00:13:50,201 --> 00:13:52,201
Boy, this
is great fun!

310
00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:54,069
I'm glad you like it!

311
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:00,543
It was never kid stuff with us.

312
00:14:00,545 --> 00:14:04,647
Even our song
was deep and meaningful.

313
00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:07,850
I almost cried
when he first sang it to me.

314
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,754
♪ She acts sort of teen-aged ♪

315
00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:13,689
♪ Just in-between-aged ♪

316
00:14:13,691 --> 00:14:16,158
♪ Looks about four-foot-three ♪

317
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,829
♪ Although
She's just small fry ♪

318
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:21,664
♪ Just about so high ♪

319
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,199
♪ Gidget is the one for me ♪♪

320
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,437
That was over a year ago.

321
00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:32,307
Then, just before
he went back east to college,

322
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:36,512
we swore our undying love
for each other.

323
00:14:36,514 --> 00:14:38,681
Then,
when he came back this summer,

324
00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:39,815
he proposed.

325
00:14:41,686 --> 00:14:44,353
Would you, uh...

326
00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:46,989
Would you
wear my pin?

327
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:49,892
Oh, boy! Would I!

328
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:57,299
Naturally, I said yes.

329
00:14:57,301 --> 00:15:00,202
I got carried away.

330
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:02,939
I gave myself to him completely.

331
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,473
Completely!

332
00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:07,677
Gee, I talk a good game, but--

333
00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:09,645
but I never...

334
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,448
Well, it gives them
such an advantage, doesn't it?

335
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,083
What?

336
00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:15,785
Men?

337
00:15:15,787 --> 00:15:19,755
Yeah... men.

338
00:15:19,757 --> 00:15:22,124
Oh, and I was so sure.

339
00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:24,727
That's why it was such a shock

340
00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:26,963
when I found out
that he didn't love me.

341
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,164
I was prepared
to make any sacrifice,

342
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:32,167
and he couldn't have cared less.

343
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:34,203
So I'm through with men.

344
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,505
Nice flight.

345
00:15:36,507 --> 00:15:39,775
You say he's playing
at The Moana?

346
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:44,179
If you'll excuse me, I--
I think I'll go join my folks.

347
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:47,016
Try unfastening
your seat belt.

348
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:55,424
Gotta send that kid
to camp.

349
00:15:55,426 --> 00:15:57,159
I'm not
running away.

350
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,494
That's what I like,

351
00:15:58,496 --> 00:16:00,029
a doll who faces
the inevitable.

352
00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:01,296
May I join you?

353
00:16:01,298 --> 00:16:02,331
Certainly.

354
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,301
Now, shall I talk
about me

355
00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,870
or should you
talk about me?

356
00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:09,171
I think it was wonderful

357
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:11,741
the way you became a star
overnight, practically.

358
00:16:11,743 --> 00:16:13,142
Well, what's with
the "practically"?

359
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:15,344
Why, I'm three years
ahead of myself.

360
00:16:15,346 --> 00:16:17,479
I expect to retire
by the time I'm 25.

361
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:18,514
Really?

362
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,018
Pay attention.

363
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,152
I ask questions
later.

364
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,153
What about
your friend...

365
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,323
Excuse me, sir.

366
00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:30,459
It's not for me,
it's for Mother.

367
00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:31,460
"Hi, Mumsy."

368
00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:32,962
Hi, Actor.

369
00:16:32,964 --> 00:16:36,431
Wally Hodges, Larry Neal.

370
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:37,566
Judge Hamilton.

371
00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:39,702
Eddie Horner
and Abby Stewart.

372
00:16:39,704 --> 00:16:40,770
And why "Judge"?

373
00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:41,871
And why "Abby"?

374
00:16:41,873 --> 00:16:43,572
Why does everybody
always ask me that?

375
00:16:43,574 --> 00:16:44,974
I'd ask you fellas
to join us,

376
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,375
but you see,
I do a single.

377
00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:47,376
I work alone.

378
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:48,510
Are, uh, you boys

379
00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:50,546
going to Hawaii
on vacation too?

380
00:16:50,548 --> 00:16:51,547
Vacation?

381
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:52,748
Why, there's nothing
ahead of us

382
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,883
but hard work, girl.

383
00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:55,284
You see before you
three devoted men,

384
00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,919
dedicated to books,
study, knowledge,

385
00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:58,220
and women.

386
00:16:58,222 --> 00:16:59,521
Uh, we're going
to matriculate

387
00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:00,856
at the University
of Hawaii,

388
00:17:00,858 --> 00:17:02,324
majoring in
flora and fauna.

389
00:17:02,326 --> 00:17:03,893
Care to join
our curriculum?

390
00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:04,894
The, uh, sex life

391
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,128
of the anti-social
octopus...

392
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:08,030
And the sex life
of the cymbidium orchid.

393
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:11,266
And the sex life
of advanced hula appreciation.

394
00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:13,268
Forget this hokey bit.
Everybody's a comedian.

395
00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,704
No straight men left.

396
00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:17,573
Excuse me, sir,
is that showbiz talk?

397
00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:18,708
Isn't that clever?

398
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,176
Wouldn't you like
to hear some more

399
00:17:20,178 --> 00:17:21,177
of that clever?

400
00:17:21,179 --> 00:17:22,411
Cool it
with the needle smarts.

401
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,180
Yeah, just because
Eddie's a performer

402
00:17:24,182 --> 00:17:25,581
is no reason
to treat him differently.

403
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:26,582
Absolutely right.

404
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:27,983
We should treat him
like an equal.

405
00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:29,585
Agreed.
Agreed.

406
00:17:29,587 --> 00:17:31,153
Gee, I'm all choked up.

407
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:32,321
The kid
ate the tickets,

408
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:33,789
and you're gonna
give me trouble?

409
00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:37,459
I heard it.

410
00:17:40,765 --> 00:17:44,166
Honey, why don't you join
Abby and her friends, huh?

411
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:45,567
Oh, I'd only
be a drag, Dad.

412
00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:47,169
Do you want me
to spoil their fun?

413
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,071
Oh, no, dear, we
wouldn't think of it.

414
00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:50,339
You stay here
and spoil ours.

415
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:51,340
Dorothy!

416
00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:52,374
Oh.

417
00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:34,349
Sorry, Mr. Lawrence,
but after all,

418
00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:35,785
you did cancel
the single room.

419
00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:36,886
I know I did,

420
00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:38,553
but I sent a telegram
and uncanceled.

421
00:18:38,555 --> 00:18:39,621
There's no suite

422
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:41,323
with an adjoining
single available.

423
00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:42,724
I could give you
a separate single.

424
00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:44,326
I don't want
a separate single.

425
00:18:44,328 --> 00:18:45,627
I want what I--

426
00:18:45,629 --> 00:18:47,663
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Let me handle this.

427
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:48,998
Now...

428
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:51,700
Has, uh...

429
00:18:51,702 --> 00:18:53,669
he got what he wants,
or hasn't he?

430
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:54,970
He hasn't.

431
00:18:54,972 --> 00:18:56,906
The single is only
a few doors down

432
00:18:56,908 --> 00:18:58,307
from your suite, sir.

433
00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,374
Well, honey,

434
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:00,976
as long as it's on
the same floor,

435
00:19:00,978 --> 00:19:02,044
what's
the difference?

436
00:19:02,046 --> 00:19:03,378
I know Gidget
will be alone...

437
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,247
but so will we.

438
00:19:07,819 --> 00:19:10,352
All right, we'll take it.

439
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:14,690
Come on.

440
00:19:14,692 --> 00:19:16,692
I never heard of a room clerk
you couldn't grease.

441
00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:17,960
What's he starting,
a new trend?

442
00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:19,094
What gives?

443
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:20,562
I guess Daddy doesn't
like the idea

444
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:22,631
of my being
in a room by myself.

445
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,633
Locking the barn door,
huh?

446
00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:25,500
Huh?

447
00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:32,842
Oh, you got
to be kidding.

448
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:35,144
How to lose 10 pounds
in two minutes.

449
00:19:35,146 --> 00:19:36,312
Get yourself a muumuu.

450
00:19:36,314 --> 00:19:38,513
Oh, besides, now I can
eat all I want.

451
00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:40,049
Here, get this bit.

452
00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:41,750
A buck 85
for a corned beef sandwich,

453
00:19:41,752 --> 00:19:43,585
and I only got a buck 80.

454
00:19:43,587 --> 00:19:44,753
Here,
cry a little.

455
00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,355
Thank you, sir.

456
00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:48,357
Well, at least you can
grease the waiters.

457
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,226
I was getting worried.

458
00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:52,361
Oh!

459
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:54,463
Corned beef sandwiches
in Hawaii?

460
00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,332
If that isn't
the height of something.

461
00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:58,300
What? A tuna fish
got more style?

462
00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,902
Mom, I'm going
to the beach now.

463
00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:01,070
Can I have
some money?

464
00:20:01,072 --> 00:20:03,605
Oh... why does
she have to have money

465
00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:04,940
to go swimming?

466
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,375
Swimming, in this?

467
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,809
Don't be ridiculous.

468
00:20:07,811 --> 00:20:08,944
It's not
waterproof.

469
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,380
Look.
"Dry-clean only."

470
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,381
Why don't you
go play

471
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:13,749
with that nice little
Lawrence girl?

472
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:14,917
Play?

473
00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:16,518
Yeah, the whole family,
they're not like us.

474
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,786
They're normals.

475
00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:19,821
Hang around with her.
Maybe some of it'll rub off.

476
00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:21,423
You mean use her
as a good example?

477
00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:23,192
What a droll idea.

478
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:25,160
What's "droll"?

479
00:20:25,162 --> 00:20:26,195
I don't know.

480
00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:27,963
Some kind of new
slang expression.

481
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,398
Hey, I gotta
call Dottie.

482
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,400
Dottie?

483
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:32,968
Who's Dottie?

484
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,536
Gidget's mother.

485
00:20:34,538 --> 00:20:36,438
You can't wait,
can you?

486
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,140
You gotta get thick right away.

487
00:20:38,142 --> 00:20:40,209
Gradually,
you should get to know people.

488
00:20:40,211 --> 00:20:41,877
Maybe we wouldn't know
the Lawrences so good,

489
00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:43,779
but we'd know them longer, huh?

490
00:20:43,781 --> 00:20:45,680
Novelty time?

491
00:20:45,682 --> 00:20:48,918
You're so...droll.

492
00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,932
Oh, yeah...

493
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,533
I'm dazzled.

494
00:21:04,535 --> 00:21:06,635
There she is, folks.
Miss America.

495
00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:08,270
Miss Universe.

496
00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:11,006
Miss, um, Miss, uh...
there's nothing left.

497
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,008
Every time it gets to me,
there's always nothing left!

498
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,609
Oh, hi,
Mr. Lawrence.

499
00:21:14,611 --> 00:21:16,045
Oh, hi.
Have you seen Gidget?

500
00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:17,779
No. I was looking for her.

501
00:21:21,618 --> 00:21:23,085
Abby, about tonight--

502
00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:24,119
Abby's going
with me tonight.

503
00:21:24,121 --> 00:21:25,120
Oh, no she's not.

504
00:21:26,824 --> 00:21:29,291
Hold it,
Boy Scouts.

505
00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:31,126
This little gem
is all mine.

506
00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:32,527
Aren't you,
little gem?

507
00:21:32,529 --> 00:21:33,528
You're wrong.

508
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,431
How can I choose
between you?

509
00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:37,366
But I know.

510
00:21:37,368 --> 00:21:40,102
I'll take the coward's way out.

511
00:21:40,104 --> 00:21:41,770
I'll go with all of you.

512
00:21:41,772 --> 00:21:42,804
Won't that
be nice?

513
00:21:42,806 --> 00:21:44,106
All of us.
That's wonderful.

514
00:21:44,108 --> 00:21:45,907
I won't even have
a chance to dance once.

515
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,548
Gidget?

516
00:21:56,354 --> 00:21:58,220
Aren't you going in?

517
00:21:58,222 --> 00:22:01,523
No, I couldn't, Daddy.

518
00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:04,593
That's the same ocean
that Jeff and I used to swim in.

519
00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:07,997
Oh, yeah, I forgot.

520
00:22:07,999 --> 00:22:11,200
Honey, is it that bad?

521
00:22:15,973 --> 00:22:17,572
Well, look, honey,
if you care that much,

522
00:22:17,574 --> 00:22:18,874
I'd like to help.

523
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:20,409
What can I do?

524
00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:24,380
There isn't anything
that anybody can do.

525
00:22:26,117 --> 00:22:29,218
I feel all black
and hollow inside.

526
00:22:31,555 --> 00:22:34,623
I can't even cry anymore.

527
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,895
Oh, Gidget,
being a father is murder.

528
00:22:54,845 --> 00:22:56,412
Oh, I don't care
what anybody says,

529
00:22:56,414 --> 00:22:58,313
I like Hawaii.

530
00:22:58,315 --> 00:22:59,614
Thank you, darling,
so much

531
00:22:59,616 --> 00:23:01,283
for bringing us
over here.

532
00:23:01,285 --> 00:23:02,617
What's the matter?

533
00:23:02,619 --> 00:23:03,785
Gidget.

534
00:23:03,787 --> 00:23:04,920
She's sitting
in the lobby,

535
00:23:04,922 --> 00:23:06,155
reading a book.

536
00:23:06,157 --> 00:23:07,556
I thought
once she got over here--

537
00:23:07,558 --> 00:23:09,191
Talk about
a mother hen.

538
00:23:10,827 --> 00:23:12,194
Oh, darling,
it kills me

539
00:23:12,196 --> 00:23:13,462
to see her this way
too,

540
00:23:13,464 --> 00:23:15,264
but she's got to live
her own life.

541
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:16,932
Outside
of being sympathetic,

542
00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:18,400
there's nothing
we can do.

543
00:23:18,402 --> 00:23:20,402
Yes, there is.
What?

544
00:23:20,404 --> 00:23:21,670
Never mind.

545
00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:24,273
Hey, haven't you heard
a word I've said?

546
00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:27,209
Uh, yeah, yeah,
you like Hawaii.

547
00:23:32,983 --> 00:23:34,849
Uh, miss?

548
00:23:45,096 --> 00:23:48,063
Like, man, you are
a million laughs.

549
00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:49,898
Remind me to invite you
every summer,

550
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,400
especially when
you're gonna break up

551
00:23:51,402 --> 00:23:52,401
with your girl.

552
00:23:52,403 --> 00:23:53,802
Girl has nothing
to do with it.

553
00:23:53,804 --> 00:23:56,004
I just don't feel like laughing
and hollering up a storm.

554
00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:57,473
Do you mind?
No, not a bit.

555
00:23:57,475 --> 00:23:59,941
I'm crazy
about moping around.

556
00:23:59,943 --> 00:24:01,410
Love to hear myself
talk.

557
00:24:01,412 --> 00:24:03,878
I can't wait to hear
what I'm gonna say next.

558
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,282
Oh, look, could I make
a recommend?

559
00:24:07,284 --> 00:24:09,485
If you are that batty
about Gidget--

560
00:24:09,487 --> 00:24:11,253
I'm not batty
about Gidget.

561
00:24:11,255 --> 00:24:12,687
That's over
and done with.

562
00:24:12,689 --> 00:24:14,289
Can't you get that
through your thick head?

563
00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:16,725
Yeah, I can.
Can you?

564
00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:18,827
Look, will you
knock it off, Clay?

565
00:24:18,829 --> 00:24:20,629
I don't even want
to hear her name anymore.

566
00:24:24,835 --> 00:24:26,335
House of laughs.

567
00:24:26,337 --> 00:24:28,504
What's your problem?

568
00:24:28,506 --> 00:24:30,472
It's for you.

569
00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:31,773
Western Union.

570
00:24:33,344 --> 00:24:34,343
Hello?

571
00:24:34,345 --> 00:24:35,877
Yes, speaking.

572
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:40,982
Yes.

573
00:24:44,054 --> 00:24:46,755
Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you.

574
00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:50,692
Boy, I'll say I will.
The first plane I can get!

575
00:24:50,694 --> 00:24:52,361
That was
Gidget's father.

576
00:24:52,363 --> 00:24:53,862
He wants me
to come to Hawaii.

577
00:24:53,864 --> 00:24:55,297
He says
she is miserable!

578
00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:57,399
Now, isn't that great?
She's miserable!

579
00:24:57,401 --> 00:24:59,067
"I am not batty
about Gidget.

580
00:24:59,069 --> 00:25:00,669
That is all
done and past."

581
00:25:00,671 --> 00:25:02,538
Knock it off!
I'm insane about her.

582
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:05,974
Totally,
absolutely insane!

583
00:25:05,976 --> 00:25:08,977
♪ It's gotta be love ♪

584
00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:10,779
♪ It must be love ♪

585
00:25:10,781 --> 00:25:14,216
♪ Wild
About that girl ♪

586
00:25:14,218 --> 00:25:16,218
♪ Just out of my mind ♪

587
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,086
♪ To be so blind ♪

588
00:25:18,088 --> 00:25:20,789
♪ Wild about
That girl ♪

589
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:25,894
♪ Funny how much I love her ♪

590
00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:28,597
♪ Now that I miss her so ♪

591
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:36,271
♪ Why didn't I discover that
Before I let her go? ♪

592
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,807
♪ Oh, take it from me ♪

593
00:25:38,809 --> 00:25:40,542
♪ It's misery ♪

594
00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:43,845
♪ Without that girl ♪

595
00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:46,348
♪ But what can I say? ♪

596
00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:48,517
♪ I'm just that way ♪

597
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:52,053
♪ About that girl ♪

598
00:25:52,055 --> 00:25:55,357
♪ Staying at home is foolish ♪

599
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,993
♪ When I'm feeling
The way I do ♪

600
00:25:58,995 --> 00:26:04,499
♪ 'Cause I know that the girl
Is wild about me too ♪

601
00:26:07,438 --> 00:26:09,571
♪ Oh, take it from me ♪

602
00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:12,173
♪ It's misery ♪

603
00:26:12,175 --> 00:26:14,376
♪ Without that girl ♪

604
00:26:14,378 --> 00:26:16,978
♪ But what can I say? ♪

605
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:19,581
♪ I'm just that way ♪

606
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:22,284
♪ About that girl ♪

607
00:26:22,286 --> 00:26:25,887
♪ Staying at home is foolish ♪

608
00:26:25,889 --> 00:26:29,591
♪ When I'm feeling
The way I do ♪

609
00:26:29,593 --> 00:26:34,496
♪ 'Cause I know that the girl
Is wild about me ♪

610
00:26:34,498 --> 00:26:37,999
♪ Know that
The girl's just mad about me ♪

611
00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:41,703
♪ Know that the girl's insane ♪

612
00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:42,704
♪ Yeah ♪

613
00:26:42,706 --> 00:26:44,939
♪ About me too ♪

614
00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,978
♪ Da, da, da-da-da ♪♪

615
00:26:51,181 --> 00:26:54,015
I'm just crazy about that kid.

616
00:27:00,524 --> 00:27:01,523
Hi.

617
00:27:01,525 --> 00:27:02,524
Hi.

618
00:27:02,526 --> 00:27:03,659
Where've you been?

619
00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:05,326
I've been looking
all over for you.

620
00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:07,629
You still unpacking?

621
00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:09,297
Say, that's darling.

622
00:27:09,299 --> 00:27:10,465
Oh, thanks.

623
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,000
Could I borrow it
sometime?

624
00:27:12,002 --> 00:27:13,001
Mm-hmm.

625
00:27:13,003 --> 00:27:14,136
Hey, what about tonight?

626
00:27:14,138 --> 00:27:15,303
Oh, sure.

627
00:27:15,305 --> 00:27:17,205
Oh, no, no. I mean you.

628
00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:18,406
What are you
gonna do?

629
00:27:18,408 --> 00:27:20,075
Oh, I'll...read.

630
00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:22,544
Maybe have dinner
in my room.

631
00:27:22,546 --> 00:27:25,047
You know, it's legal
to go out and have fun.

632
00:27:25,049 --> 00:27:26,848
I can't.

633
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:28,449
Don't you get it?

634
00:27:28,451 --> 00:27:30,585
I'm inviting you
to be competition

635
00:27:30,587 --> 00:27:32,287
with every jealous bone
in my body.

636
00:27:32,289 --> 00:27:34,690
Thanks, but...

637
00:27:34,692 --> 00:27:36,591
oh, go ahead, wear it tonight,
if you like.

638
00:27:36,593 --> 00:27:38,593
Well, it'll be perfect
with my rose.

639
00:27:38,595 --> 00:27:40,095
Are you sure?

640
00:27:40,097 --> 00:27:41,629
I'm sure.

641
00:27:41,631 --> 00:27:44,632
Hey, I've got some earrings
that'll look great on you.

642
00:27:44,634 --> 00:27:46,367
Would you like to wear those?

643
00:27:46,369 --> 00:27:47,635
Why not?

644
00:27:47,637 --> 00:27:49,671
Just because you're going
out of circulation

645
00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:51,506
is no reason
why the earrings should.

646
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:52,874
Thanks.

647
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:44,793
Who is it?

648
00:28:44,795 --> 00:28:45,827
Me.

649
00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:50,498
Hi, honey.

650
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,733
Hey! Wow.

651
00:28:51,735 --> 00:28:53,034
Thank you.

652
00:28:53,036 --> 00:28:54,602
How goes it?

653
00:28:54,604 --> 00:28:57,572
Oh, terrible.
That's how it goes.

654
00:28:57,574 --> 00:28:59,074
Boy, when I think

655
00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:01,643
how much I wanted
to be in love...

656
00:29:01,645 --> 00:29:04,279
Well, I just can't
go on any longer.

657
00:29:04,281 --> 00:29:05,613
Oh, Gidget.

658
00:29:05,615 --> 00:29:07,215
No, I can't, Mom.

659
00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:09,951
It's just not fair
to you and Daddy.

660
00:29:09,953 --> 00:29:11,452
Me and Daddy?

661
00:29:11,454 --> 00:29:13,354
Well, yes.
It's terribly unfair.

662
00:29:13,356 --> 00:29:15,924
I know I'll never
get over Jeff,

663
00:29:15,926 --> 00:29:18,393
but that's my problem,
not yours,

664
00:29:18,395 --> 00:29:21,196
and that's no reason for me
to make you miserable too.

665
00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:24,432
Why that's very thoughtful
of you, Francie.

666
00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:27,568
Well, I just can't be
that selfish, that's all.

667
00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:28,937
Who knows

668
00:29:28,939 --> 00:29:32,340
when we'll get the chance
to come to Hawaii again.

669
00:29:32,342 --> 00:29:34,843
Well, that is something
to consider.

670
00:29:34,845 --> 00:29:38,413
So, for your sake,
for you and Daddy,

671
00:29:38,415 --> 00:29:41,183
I'm going to stop holing up
like a sick cat.

672
00:29:41,185 --> 00:29:43,651
Well, I'm awfully glad--
uh, grateful.

673
00:29:43,653 --> 00:29:45,687
And I'm sure your father
will be too.

674
00:29:45,689 --> 00:29:50,225
Oh, besides, I challenge anybody

675
00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:52,894
to be torchy
in these surroundings.

676
00:31:01,564 --> 00:31:03,231
Whoo!

677
00:31:05,535 --> 00:31:06,534
Wasn't that something?

678
00:31:06,536 --> 00:31:08,303
It was great!

679
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:15,210
Oh. A wire.

680
00:31:15,212 --> 00:31:17,745
Now, who could be
sending me a wire?

681
00:31:22,685 --> 00:31:24,585
What is it, dear?

682
00:31:24,587 --> 00:31:25,586
Who's it from?

683
00:31:25,588 --> 00:31:26,687
Well,
isn't that nice?

684
00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:28,023
That's awfully nice
of them.

685
00:31:28,025 --> 00:31:29,724
I didn't even see it!

686
00:31:29,726 --> 00:31:31,192
Oh, it was
from the hotel.

687
00:31:31,194 --> 00:31:33,361
They hope we're enjoying
our stay here.

688
00:31:33,363 --> 00:31:34,429
They certainly know

689
00:31:34,431 --> 00:31:36,031
how to do things
right here, don't they?

690
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:37,732
They didn't
send us a wire.

691
00:31:37,734 --> 00:31:39,734
I'll send you one.

692
00:31:45,175 --> 00:31:46,541
Ladies
and gentlemen,

693
00:31:46,543 --> 00:31:49,077
<i> kamaainas</i>
and<i> malihinis--</i>

694
00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:51,579
old-timers and newcomers--

695
00:31:51,581 --> 00:31:54,316
the young ladies
have a message for you,

696
00:31:54,318 --> 00:31:57,352
and for the<i> malihinis,</i>
I will translate.

697
00:31:59,222 --> 00:32:00,721
They say,

698
00:32:00,723 --> 00:32:04,025
"Welcome to The Tiki Room...

699
00:32:05,963 --> 00:32:10,832
and to Hawaii,
the 50th state of the Union."

700
00:32:18,408 --> 00:32:22,410
They wish you
much happiness and joy.

701
00:32:26,883 --> 00:32:29,317
I see we have a special guest
in the audience tonight.

702
00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:31,286
That bright new dancing star,

703
00:32:31,288 --> 00:32:33,521
who opens in The Moana Room
this Friday evening,

704
00:32:33,523 --> 00:32:34,489
Eddie Horner.

705
00:32:40,663 --> 00:32:41,796
Thanks for the plug.

706
00:32:41,798 --> 00:32:44,532
I'll return the favor
opening night.

707
00:32:44,534 --> 00:32:46,468
Too bad nobody's
ever heard of you, Actor.

708
00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:47,535
Yeah, ain't it
a shame?

709
00:32:47,537 --> 00:32:48,903
Ain't it?

710
00:32:48,905 --> 00:32:51,506
And now let's everybody dance,
drink, and be happy.

711
00:32:51,508 --> 00:32:52,707
Abby, how about
a dance?

712
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:53,808
How about
a cha-cha?

713
00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:55,043
It's my turn, man.

714
00:32:55,045 --> 00:32:57,078
Whoa, whoa. Hey.
Even I can't be this selfish.

715
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:01,216
There must be
some unattached females around.

716
00:33:27,610 --> 00:33:31,612
That Abby's all heart. Mm!

717
00:33:31,614 --> 00:33:34,082
Look what she picked out
for you boys.

718
00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:37,752
Sorry, we don't
have anybody for you, Actor.

719
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,287
This boy's a dreamer,
isn't he?

720
00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:41,489
So come on, join us.

721
00:33:41,491 --> 00:33:44,992
Only remember,
Eddie Horner is mine.

722
00:33:44,994 --> 00:33:47,295
Do you think
we should?

723
00:33:47,297 --> 00:33:48,530
I think we'd be

724
00:33:48,532 --> 00:33:50,731
out of our ever-loving minds
if we didn't.

725
00:33:50,733 --> 00:33:54,902
Is it Dutch, or are they paying?

726
00:33:54,904 --> 00:33:56,771
They're paying.

727
00:33:59,909 --> 00:34:02,710
Are any of them
over 5'7"?

728
00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:08,316
Gentlemen, we're saved
by the bell.

729
00:34:08,318 --> 00:34:10,285
I should say two belles.

730
00:34:10,287 --> 00:34:12,620
Barbara Jo Wells
and Dee Dee Waters.

731
00:34:12,622 --> 00:34:15,990
This is Wally, Larry,
Judge and Eddie.

732
00:34:15,992 --> 00:34:18,025
And he's yours.

733
00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,729
Well, what about
your friend?

734
00:34:21,731 --> 00:34:23,098
Couldn't she join us too?

735
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,899
Just to lessen your burden?

736
00:34:24,901 --> 00:34:25,900
Gidget?

737
00:34:25,902 --> 00:34:27,135
Oh, I wish she would.

738
00:34:27,137 --> 00:34:28,236
She's such a darling.

739
00:34:28,238 --> 00:34:29,837
You know, we only met
on the plane,

740
00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:30,838
and like that,

741
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,039
we were best friends
for life.

742
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:34,809
So use your influence,
"best friend."

743
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,578
Well, I did,
I begged her,

744
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,979
but she's simply
not interested

745
00:34:37,981 --> 00:34:40,315
in men, parties,
clothes or fun.

746
00:34:40,317 --> 00:34:42,584
Believe me,
a pack of wild horses

747
00:34:42,586 --> 00:34:44,051
couldn't drag her here.

748
00:34:44,053 --> 00:34:45,420
Something did.

749
00:34:49,993 --> 00:34:52,393
Oh, is that
your best friend?

750
00:34:52,395 --> 00:34:53,961
She's darling.

751
00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:55,930
Which one belongs to her?

752
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,734
I guess she changed
her mind, huh?

753
00:34:59,736 --> 00:35:02,703
Something must...
But whatever,

754
00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:05,440
I'm-- I'm
certainly glad.

755
00:35:05,442 --> 00:35:07,675
Well, I am!

756
00:35:09,346 --> 00:35:10,478
What is that?

757
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,646
That, dear heart,

758
00:35:11,648 --> 00:35:14,582
is your daughter
making the supreme sacrifice.

759
00:35:14,584 --> 00:35:15,450
Hmm?

760
00:35:19,122 --> 00:35:20,121
Hi, everybody.

761
00:35:20,123 --> 00:35:21,256
Hi!

762
00:35:21,258 --> 00:35:23,124
Mind if I join you?
We'd be delighted.

763
00:35:23,126 --> 00:35:24,159
Eddie Horner,
remember?

764
00:35:24,161 --> 00:35:25,226
Of course I do.

765
00:35:25,228 --> 00:35:26,594
I'm also delighted,
Judge Hamilton.

766
00:35:26,596 --> 00:35:28,863
Wally Hodges.
I saw you on the plane.

767
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,698
I'm Larry Neal.
How are you?

768
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,867
My name's Francie Lawrence,
but everybody calls me Gidget.

769
00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,869
Okay, Gidget.
Why don't you sit--?

770
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:36,538
Don't sit anywhere.
Let's dance.

771
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:39,340
But I could
help you with your--

772
00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:41,876
Excuse me.
Yeah, certainly.

773
00:35:45,315 --> 00:35:46,481
Hello.

774
00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:48,316
It looks like
you're stuck with me.

775
00:35:48,318 --> 00:35:50,552
Some girls
get all the luck.

776
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,307
What happened?

777
00:36:12,309 --> 00:36:14,842
My irresistible charms
finally get through to you?

778
00:36:14,844 --> 00:36:16,143
Uh-uh. Hawaii.

779
00:36:16,145 --> 00:36:17,545
I can see it
in your eyes.

780
00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:19,180
Crazy about me
from the moment we met.

781
00:36:19,182 --> 00:36:20,748
How did you guess?

782
00:36:21,951 --> 00:36:23,818
Mambo!

783
00:36:57,153 --> 00:36:58,453
She doesn't have
to sacrifice

784
00:36:58,455 --> 00:36:59,520
this much, does she?

785
00:36:59,522 --> 00:37:00,388
Oh...

786
00:37:06,363 --> 00:37:07,528
You get my message?

787
00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:09,063
Oh, clear as a bell.

788
00:37:09,065 --> 00:37:09,930
Whoo!

789
00:37:11,801 --> 00:37:13,801
Hey, how about that?

790
00:37:13,803 --> 00:37:15,169
How about what?

791
00:37:18,475 --> 00:37:21,041
Just wanted
to return these, doll.

792
00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:22,042
Can't thank you enough.

793
00:37:22,044 --> 00:37:23,544
Oh, you're welcome.

794
00:37:23,546 --> 00:37:25,212
Anytime.
Anytime at all.

795
00:37:25,214 --> 00:37:28,149
Oh, I don't know
when I've had such fun,

796
00:37:28,151 --> 00:37:29,484
and just
a few hours ago,

797
00:37:29,486 --> 00:37:31,519
I thought it was
the end of the world.

798
00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:33,588
I'm so glad
you took my advice.

799
00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:35,590
So am I.
I can't tell you.

800
00:37:35,592 --> 00:37:37,024
You sure made
a quick recovery.

801
00:37:37,026 --> 00:37:39,460
Didn't I though?
Like that!

802
00:37:39,462 --> 00:37:40,595
Yes, sir, boy.

803
00:37:40,597 --> 00:37:42,830
The operation was
a complete success.

804
00:37:42,832 --> 00:37:44,766
The doctor died.

805
00:37:44,768 --> 00:37:46,033
Huh?

806
00:37:46,035 --> 00:37:49,170
It's just a little joke,
sweetie, on me.

807
00:37:49,172 --> 00:37:50,237
Here I thought

808
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:51,439
you didn't know
how to operate,

809
00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:52,607
and you moved in

810
00:37:52,609 --> 00:37:54,208
like every other place
in town was closed.

811
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:56,177
Operate? But you invited me.

812
00:37:56,179 --> 00:37:57,545
But you forgot
to mention that

813
00:37:57,547 --> 00:37:59,079
in front
of all the guys.

814
00:37:59,081 --> 00:38:00,915
Why I wouldn't be
a bit surprised

815
00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:01,916
if they didn't think

816
00:38:01,918 --> 00:38:03,551
I was an out-and-out
jealous liar.

817
00:38:03,553 --> 00:38:04,952
They couldn't.

818
00:38:04,954 --> 00:38:07,221
Oh, Abby, I'm sorry.
What can I do?

819
00:38:07,223 --> 00:38:08,423
Well, for a starter,

820
00:38:08,425 --> 00:38:09,924
you can stop
saying one thing

821
00:38:09,926 --> 00:38:10,958
and doing another.

822
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,026
Oh, I will, I will.

823
00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:13,894
I only did it
for my folks.

824
00:38:13,896 --> 00:38:15,095
Well, I hope
they enjoyed it

825
00:38:15,097 --> 00:38:16,130
as much as you did.

826
00:38:16,132 --> 00:38:18,065
Well, they were
very worried about me.

827
00:38:18,067 --> 00:38:21,769
All I knew was that I had
to forget about...him.

828
00:38:21,771 --> 00:38:23,170
Put everything,

829
00:38:23,172 --> 00:38:24,672
put it all
out of my mind.

830
00:38:24,674 --> 00:38:26,173
But it won't
happen again.

831
00:38:26,175 --> 00:38:27,608
Next time,
I'll warn you.

832
00:38:27,610 --> 00:38:29,009
Oh, that'll be nice.

833
00:38:29,011 --> 00:38:31,379
Then we won't get
our signals crossed.

834
00:38:33,082 --> 00:38:35,049
What do you do
besides dance?

835
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,585
Uh, nothing, honestly,
not a thing.

836
00:38:45,928 --> 00:38:49,364
"Nothing, honestly,
not a thing."

837
00:38:53,236 --> 00:38:54,268
Goodness!

838
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:56,838
How in the world
did she learn to do that?

839
00:39:10,953 --> 00:39:13,320
Come on,
get in the act.

840
00:39:22,031 --> 00:39:23,464
Isn't she great?

841
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:24,799
Yeah, great.

842
00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,420
Hey, let's give it
a go, huh?

843
00:39:45,422 --> 00:39:47,054
Alrighty.

844
00:39:47,056 --> 00:39:49,490
I gotta try
this bit too.

845
00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,091
Hey, Actor,
you'd better let

846
00:39:51,093 --> 00:39:52,493
one of us boys
check you out.

847
00:39:52,495 --> 00:39:53,895
That soup out there'll
knock you around

848
00:39:53,897 --> 00:39:55,630
like you were in
a washing machine.

849
00:39:55,632 --> 00:39:57,799
Don't worry.
Gidget'll teach me.

850
00:39:57,801 --> 00:39:59,333
"Gidget'll teach me."

851
00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:02,236
Yahoo!

852
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,513
Hi.

853
00:40:12,515 --> 00:40:15,583
I see you're not
the athletic type either.

854
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:18,185
Uh-uh. But I sure
would like to learn

855
00:40:18,187 --> 00:40:19,554
how to do that.

856
00:40:19,556 --> 00:40:20,621
Me too.

857
00:40:20,623 --> 00:40:21,756
But first,
shouldn't we learn

858
00:40:21,758 --> 00:40:22,857
how to swim?

859
00:40:22,859 --> 00:40:25,025
Hey, you want
to learn to surf?

860
00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:26,026
Right here, boy.

861
00:40:26,028 --> 00:40:27,027
No, thanks.

862
00:40:27,029 --> 00:40:28,028
Watch out.

863
00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:29,430
Hey, I'll teach him
how to surf.

864
00:40:29,432 --> 00:40:30,431
Come on, buddy.

865
00:40:30,433 --> 00:40:31,699
This is the place,
right here.

866
00:40:34,437 --> 00:40:36,303
All right, fellas.

867
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:41,208
Come on, Gidge--

868
00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:44,946
let's get out of
this low-rent district.

869
00:40:44,948 --> 00:40:46,747
You wouldn't catch me
on one of those things

870
00:40:46,749 --> 00:40:48,950
for all the money
and all the men in the world.

871
00:40:48,952 --> 00:40:52,687
That's suicide...
the hard, wet way.

872
00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:54,889
No!

873
00:40:54,891 --> 00:40:55,890
Hey, this is a breeze!

874
00:40:55,892 --> 00:40:57,024
Get down, Eddie!
Watch this.

875
00:40:57,026 --> 00:40:58,559
No!
Oh!

876
00:41:40,369 --> 00:41:41,702
Hey!

877
00:41:41,704 --> 00:41:45,706
You and the Pacific,
that's quite a combination.

878
00:41:51,781 --> 00:41:55,616
Well, at least,
you stick to one ocean.

879
00:41:55,618 --> 00:41:57,151
Oh, I'm sorry.

880
00:41:57,153 --> 00:41:59,253
I thought
you were somebody I knew.

881
00:42:04,894 --> 00:42:07,028
Well, that's a rotten
sense of timing for you.

882
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:08,328
Yeah.

883
00:42:08,330 --> 00:42:11,265
Yeah, real rotten.

884
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,800
That's all right, Gidget.

885
00:42:12,802 --> 00:42:14,501
I can remember
where we left off.

886
00:42:14,503 --> 00:42:16,070
Stop it!

887
00:42:16,072 --> 00:42:17,805
I'm sorry,
but there are two things

888
00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:19,306
that I can't stand--

889
00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:23,611
being manhandled...
and surprised.

890
00:42:23,613 --> 00:42:25,046
Oh, and they say

891
00:42:25,048 --> 00:42:27,347
that women
are unpredictable.

892
00:42:27,349 --> 00:42:28,983
What's unpredictable?

893
00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:31,018
You let me kiss you
only a second ago.

894
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:33,120
Well, sure,
but that was your idea.

895
00:42:33,122 --> 00:42:34,488
I'd have never
thought of it.

896
00:42:34,490 --> 00:42:37,692
And in the future,
please wait until I do.

897
00:42:43,232 --> 00:42:44,799
Jeff!

898
00:42:44,801 --> 00:42:46,366
Jeff, wait!

899
00:42:46,368 --> 00:42:47,434
Well?

900
00:42:47,436 --> 00:42:49,236
Well, don't you think

901
00:42:49,238 --> 00:42:50,871
an explanation
is called for?

902
00:42:50,873 --> 00:42:52,506
Yes, as a matter
of fact, I do.

903
00:42:52,508 --> 00:42:54,508
So do I.

904
00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:56,744
Well, go ahead.

905
00:42:56,746 --> 00:42:57,745
Me?!

906
00:42:57,747 --> 00:42:58,746
Well, certainly.

907
00:42:58,748 --> 00:42:59,747
You're the one

908
00:42:59,749 --> 00:43:01,082
who flew over here
unannounced.

909
00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:03,084
I flew over here to try
to straighten things out

910
00:43:03,086 --> 00:43:04,685
on account of
I got a blind spot.

911
00:43:04,687 --> 00:43:05,820
I didn't recognize
the brush

912
00:43:05,822 --> 00:43:06,821
when I got it.

913
00:43:06,823 --> 00:43:07,989
When<i> you</i> got it?

914
00:43:07,991 --> 00:43:09,991
Who didn't care
if I went away?

915
00:43:09,993 --> 00:43:13,127
Who thought a trip to Hawaii
was the chance of a lifetime?

916
00:43:13,129 --> 00:43:14,595
Me, and I still do,

917
00:43:14,597 --> 00:43:16,396
and I intend to take
full advantage of it.

918
00:43:16,398 --> 00:43:18,432
So go back to playing,
uh, "kiss in the ocean,"

919
00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:19,500
or whatever that was.

920
00:43:19,502 --> 00:43:21,168
I'll get a game
of my own going.

921
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:28,142
What?

922
00:43:28,144 --> 00:43:30,144
"Rots of ruck."

923
00:43:42,992 --> 00:43:44,859
Would you like some punge?

924
00:43:44,861 --> 00:43:45,860
I'd love some.

925
00:43:45,862 --> 00:43:46,861
There you are.

926
00:43:46,863 --> 00:43:47,862
Thank you.

927
00:43:47,864 --> 00:43:48,863
As Confucius say,

928
00:43:48,865 --> 00:43:50,064
"If you think
this is tough,

929
00:43:50,066 --> 00:43:52,133
wait'll you try
to eat with a fork."

930
00:43:55,104 --> 00:43:56,537
Oh, come on now,

931
00:43:56,539 --> 00:43:57,938
even I don't think
I'm that funny.

932
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,939
Well, personally,

933
00:43:58,941 --> 00:44:00,141
it affected me
the same way.

934
00:44:00,143 --> 00:44:01,976
I'm waterlogged.

935
00:44:01,978 --> 00:44:03,343
Waterlogged?
She's waterlogged.

936
00:44:03,345 --> 00:44:04,745
If you really want
to get waterlogged,

937
00:44:04,747 --> 00:44:05,946
you ought to go water-skiing.

938
00:44:05,948 --> 00:44:07,381
And I hear
it's the living end.

939
00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,383
You ought to see
some of the islanders do it.

940
00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:10,851
Hey, what's
bothering you, Gidge?

941
00:44:10,853 --> 00:44:11,986
If it's
this afternoon, I--

942
00:44:11,988 --> 00:44:13,420
I wasn't making a pass.

943
00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:15,389
Well, I was making a pass,

944
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,391
but it's--
it's not like you think.

945
00:44:17,393 --> 00:44:21,395
I'm tired, I guess.
That's all.

946
00:44:21,397 --> 00:44:22,697
Anyway, if you've got the nerve,

947
00:44:22,699 --> 00:44:24,899
you take off this ramp
at a zillion miles an hour,

948
00:44:24,901 --> 00:44:27,101
then you float through the air
for about 5,000 feet,

949
00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:30,337
and then-- plop!
Back in the water, in 80 pieces.

950
00:44:30,339 --> 00:44:31,672
Thanks,
but no thanks.

951
00:44:31,674 --> 00:44:33,473
I bet Gidget would do it,
wouldn't you, Gidge?

952
00:44:33,475 --> 00:44:34,709
Uh-uh.
I don't think so.

953
00:44:34,711 --> 00:44:35,810
It sounds
kind of dangerous

954
00:44:35,812 --> 00:44:36,844
and foolish.

955
00:44:36,846 --> 00:44:38,679
Hey, there's Abby!

956
00:44:49,058 --> 00:44:51,225
Hey, well,
who's her date?

957
00:44:54,764 --> 00:44:57,732
Isn't that the guy
this afternoon?

958
00:44:57,734 --> 00:44:59,333
Hi, everybody.

959
00:44:59,335 --> 00:45:00,835
This is Jeff Matthews.

960
00:45:00,837 --> 00:45:01,836
Hi!

961
00:45:01,838 --> 00:45:03,003
Hi there!

962
00:45:03,005 --> 00:45:05,005
I see you found the girl
you were looking for.

963
00:45:05,007 --> 00:45:06,006
Yep, no time at all.

964
00:45:06,008 --> 00:45:07,241
That's nice.

965
00:45:07,243 --> 00:45:08,442
Jeff...

966
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:16,283
This is Larry, Barbara Jo,
Dee Dee, Judge, Wally,

967
00:45:16,285 --> 00:45:18,518
Eddie Horner and Gidget.

968
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,987
Midget?

969
00:45:19,989 --> 00:45:21,889
Gidget.

970
00:45:21,891 --> 00:45:23,724
Oh, I'm glad
you came along.

971
00:45:23,726 --> 00:45:25,993
We needed another fellow
like a hole in the head.

972
00:45:25,995 --> 00:45:26,994
Yeah, hole
in the head.

973
00:45:26,996 --> 00:45:28,262
Come on, sit down.

974
00:45:28,264 --> 00:45:30,397
I'm all mixed up.
Is he hers now?

975
00:45:30,399 --> 00:45:31,398
New audience.

976
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,599
Shall I try
my chopstick joke

977
00:45:32,601 --> 00:45:33,600
on them too?

978
00:45:33,602 --> 00:45:34,835
Oh, no.

979
00:45:34,837 --> 00:45:36,436
What you ought to do

980
00:45:36,438 --> 00:45:37,738
is learn how
to use them.

981
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:39,006
You hold them
all wrong.

982
00:45:39,008 --> 00:45:40,374
Like this...

983
00:45:42,178 --> 00:45:43,644
Hmm.

984
00:45:43,646 --> 00:45:46,013
No, silly, you've got it
all wrong. Look...

985
00:45:46,015 --> 00:45:48,883
Few more
and I'll have an Erector Set.

986
00:45:48,885 --> 00:45:51,085
Hey, why didn't you show me
like this before?

987
00:45:51,087 --> 00:45:52,086
Oh.

988
00:45:52,088 --> 00:45:53,087
There.

989
00:45:53,089 --> 00:45:55,522
Now do you think
you have the idea...

990
00:45:55,524 --> 00:45:57,191
honey?

991
00:45:57,193 --> 00:45:58,492
Yeah, I get the idea,

992
00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:00,294
but I wonder if it's
the same as yours?

993
00:46:00,296 --> 00:46:01,295
Oh, you!

994
00:46:01,297 --> 00:46:02,562
Say, teach,

995
00:46:02,564 --> 00:46:04,564
I don't think I have
the-- the knack of it.

996
00:46:04,566 --> 00:46:05,966
Uh, could you show me the grip?

997
00:46:05,968 --> 00:46:07,001
I flunked chopsticks.

998
00:46:08,971 --> 00:46:10,704
I'm also quite nearsighted.

999
00:46:10,706 --> 00:46:15,642
Oh, that's why you have such
long, beautiful eyelashes.

1000
00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:18,112
Would you teach me
sometime too, Gidget?

1001
00:46:18,114 --> 00:46:20,981
You know, it must be fun
to be so uninhibited,

1002
00:46:20,983 --> 00:46:21,982
but me, I'm just--

1003
00:46:21,984 --> 00:46:23,217
You? No.

1004
00:46:23,219 --> 00:46:25,652
No, you're just fine
the way you are.

1005
00:46:26,789 --> 00:46:28,322
There's Gidget.

1006
00:46:28,324 --> 00:46:30,191
Oh! There's Abby.

1007
00:46:30,193 --> 00:46:31,558
See Abby, honey?

1008
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,060
What is Jeff
doing here?

1009
00:46:33,062 --> 00:46:34,094
Who knows?

1010
00:46:34,096 --> 00:46:35,462
Uh, crazy kids,

1011
00:46:35,464 --> 00:46:36,496
they show up anywhere.

1012
00:46:36,498 --> 00:46:37,698
Russ, did you--?

1013
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:39,099
Doesn't my baby find
the darlingest boys?

1014
00:46:39,101 --> 00:46:40,100
Adorable.

1015
00:46:40,102 --> 00:46:41,101
Of all things!

1016
00:46:41,103 --> 00:46:42,736
There's a guy
at the bar I know.

1017
00:46:42,738 --> 00:46:43,938
Don't you dare.
Don't get involved.

1018
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:46,506
You don't know him.
I met him in Uncasville.

1019
00:46:46,508 --> 00:46:47,708
I've got to say hello.
Russ!

1020
00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:48,876
Uh, Monty, thank you.

1021
00:46:57,353 --> 00:46:58,485
Psst!

1022
00:47:03,893 --> 00:47:05,192
Oh! Oh... Not her.

1023
00:47:05,194 --> 00:47:06,526
That fellow over there.

1024
00:47:06,528 --> 00:47:08,395
That's my--
my daughter's boyfriend.

1025
00:47:08,397 --> 00:47:09,663
Oh...

1026
00:47:45,067 --> 00:47:46,433
Mr. Lawrence.

1027
00:47:46,435 --> 00:47:47,768
What's the idea?

1028
00:47:47,770 --> 00:47:48,769
I sent for you

1029
00:47:48,771 --> 00:47:50,137
to be with Gidget,
not Abby.

1030
00:47:50,139 --> 00:47:51,272
I know, but--

1031
00:47:51,274 --> 00:47:53,374
Is that any way to treat
a heartbroken girl?

1032
00:47:53,376 --> 00:47:54,975
A guy doesn't do a thing
like that,

1033
00:47:54,977 --> 00:47:56,043
especially
to another guy's daughter.

1034
00:47:56,045 --> 00:47:57,244
You should have
checked with Gidget

1035
00:47:57,246 --> 00:47:58,445
before you sent
for me, sir.

1036
00:47:58,447 --> 00:47:59,713
Bad move.

1037
00:47:59,715 --> 00:48:01,015
Oh?

1038
00:48:01,017 --> 00:48:02,182
I know you had

1039
00:48:02,184 --> 00:48:03,350
all the best
intentions, sir,

1040
00:48:03,352 --> 00:48:04,785
but you forget,
you're her father.

1041
00:48:04,787 --> 00:48:06,120
You have
no objectivity.

1042
00:48:06,122 --> 00:48:07,754
No objectivity?

1043
00:48:07,756 --> 00:48:09,756
Sir, I don't mean
to be presumptuous,

1044
00:48:09,758 --> 00:48:10,891
but if you let me,

1045
00:48:10,893 --> 00:48:12,826
I could give you
a good piece of advice.

1046
00:48:12,828 --> 00:48:14,361
Oh, by all means.
Be my guest.

1047
00:48:14,363 --> 00:48:16,897
Don't get involved.
It doesn't pay.

1048
00:48:20,303 --> 00:48:21,168
Don't...

1049
00:48:22,738 --> 00:48:24,604
Don't get involved.

1050
00:48:27,009 --> 00:48:28,309
Oh.

1051
00:48:29,378 --> 00:48:31,078
Have you got
any children?

1052
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,279
Yes.

1053
00:48:43,492 --> 00:48:44,992
Do you surf, Abby?

1054
00:48:44,994 --> 00:48:46,660
Uh-uh.

1055
00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:48,795
Well, how about
if I teach you tomorrow?

1056
00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:51,398
You know, surfing
really isn't as hard

1057
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,000
as most people
make it out to be.

1058
00:48:53,002 --> 00:48:54,401
It's just a matter of balance.

1059
00:48:54,403 --> 00:48:56,503
That's right,
it is rather tame.

1060
00:48:56,505 --> 00:48:59,039
30-foot waves,
tame.

1061
00:48:59,041 --> 00:49:00,540
Sure.

1062
00:49:00,542 --> 00:49:02,142
Why don't we all go
on a tour

1063
00:49:02,144 --> 00:49:03,643
of the pineapple factory?

1064
00:49:03,645 --> 00:49:05,980
Now, there's a bad idea.

1065
00:49:05,982 --> 00:49:07,481
We could take
a drive, maybe,

1066
00:49:07,483 --> 00:49:10,451
or... Anyone
for volcanoes?

1067
00:49:10,453 --> 00:49:12,552
I've got it.

1068
00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:14,054
The water-ski jump.

1069
00:49:14,056 --> 00:49:15,189
Right, Judge?

1070
00:49:15,191 --> 00:49:16,357
Look who's tired
of living.

1071
00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:18,225
Well, we're looking
for something

1072
00:49:18,227 --> 00:49:20,461
that isn't tame,
aren't we?

1073
00:49:20,463 --> 00:49:22,329
At least I am.

1074
00:49:43,386 --> 00:49:46,020
♪ It's not the same ♪

1075
00:49:46,022 --> 00:49:48,255
♪ Down by the sea ♪

1076
00:49:48,257 --> 00:49:50,991
♪ Since the Gidget came ♪

1077
00:49:50,993 --> 00:49:53,027
♪ To Waikiki ♪

1078
00:49:53,029 --> 00:49:56,630
♪ You'll hear the native boys
All sigh and wait ♪

1079
00:49:56,632 --> 00:49:59,133
♪ Down on Maunalua Bay ♪

1080
00:49:59,135 --> 00:50:01,568
♪ 'Cause when the Gidget
Goes Hawaiian ♪

1081
00:50:01,570 --> 00:50:03,504
♪ She goes Hawaiian
All the way ♪

1082
00:50:03,506 --> 00:50:04,638
Yes.

1083
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,906
All the way.

1084
00:50:05,908 --> 00:50:07,574
And nothing less.

1085
00:50:07,576 --> 00:50:10,010
♪ And her flower lei ♪

1086
00:50:10,012 --> 00:50:13,380
♪ And her muumuu dress ♪

1087
00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:16,283
♪ Now, there's a rumor
On the islands ♪

1088
00:50:16,285 --> 00:50:18,585
♪ She flirts
With every passerby ♪

1089
00:50:18,587 --> 00:50:21,088
♪ 'Cause when the Gidget
Goes Hawaiian ♪

1090
00:50:21,090 --> 00:50:23,524
♪ She catches
Each Hawaiian's eye ♪

1091
00:50:23,526 --> 00:50:24,691
♪ Hawaiian eyes ♪

1092
00:50:24,693 --> 00:50:25,859
♪ Hawaiian eyes ♪

1093
00:50:25,861 --> 00:50:27,027
♪ All open wide ♪

1094
00:50:27,029 --> 00:50:28,228
♪ All open wide ♪

1095
00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,663
♪ She has the guy ♪

1096
00:50:29,665 --> 00:50:30,864
♪ She has the guy ♪

1097
00:50:30,866 --> 00:50:32,433
♪ All goo-goo eyed ♪

1098
00:50:32,435 --> 00:50:33,633
♪ All goo-goo eyed ♪

1099
00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:35,135
♪ Now, don't think ♪

1100
00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:38,172
♪ The other females ♪

1101
00:50:38,174 --> 00:50:43,110
♪ Don't know what's going on ♪

1102
00:50:43,112 --> 00:50:48,782
♪ Man, there won't be
Many free males ♪

1103
00:50:48,784 --> 00:50:53,153
♪ Until the day she's gone ♪

1104
00:50:53,155 --> 00:50:54,754
♪ In other words ♪

1105
00:50:54,756 --> 00:50:56,022
♪ There's no denying ♪

1106
00:50:56,024 --> 00:50:58,425
♪ She's really made
The island stir ♪

1107
00:50:58,427 --> 00:51:00,860
♪ Now that the Gidget's
Gone Hawaiian ♪

1108
00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:03,330
♪ The island's really
Gone for her ♪

1109
00:51:03,332 --> 00:51:04,565
♪ It's gone for her ♪

1110
00:51:04,567 --> 00:51:05,732
♪ Gone for her ♪

1111
00:51:05,734 --> 00:51:06,933
♪ Well, that's the word ♪

1112
00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:08,202
♪ That's the word ♪

1113
00:51:08,204 --> 00:51:09,669
♪ By now I'm sure ♪

1114
00:51:09,671 --> 00:51:10,870
♪ Now I'm sure ♪

1115
00:51:10,872 --> 00:51:11,871
♪ Everybody's heard ♪

1116
00:51:11,873 --> 00:51:12,973
♪ Must have heard ♪

1117
00:51:12,975 --> 00:51:14,508
♪ She water-skis ♪

1118
00:51:14,510 --> 00:51:15,675
♪ Water-skis ♪

1119
00:51:15,677 --> 00:51:16,876
♪ She shoots the curl ♪

1120
00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:17,877
♪ Shoots the curl ♪

1121
00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:19,213
♪ Everyone agrees ♪

1122
00:51:19,215 --> 00:51:20,347
♪ One agrees ♪

1123
00:51:20,349 --> 00:51:21,748
♪ That she's quite a girl ♪

1124
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:22,882
♪ Quite a girl ♪

1125
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:24,084
♪ She's changed her mind ♪

1126
00:51:24,086 --> 00:51:25,419
♪ Changed her mind ♪

1127
00:51:25,421 --> 00:51:26,820
♪ And she's changed her tune ♪

1128
00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:27,821
♪ Changed her tune ♪

1129
00:51:27,823 --> 00:51:29,055
♪ Now she's making time ♪

1130
00:51:29,057 --> 00:51:30,257
♪ Making time ♪

1131
00:51:30,259 --> 00:51:31,592
♪ Underneath the moon ♪

1132
00:51:31,594 --> 00:51:32,659
♪ 'Neath the moon ♪

1133
00:51:32,661 --> 00:51:34,161
♪ Goody-good for her ♪

1134
00:51:34,163 --> 00:51:35,195
♪ Good for her ♪

1135
00:51:35,197 --> 00:51:36,696
♪ Lots of luck to him ♪♪

1136
00:51:36,698 --> 00:51:37,797
Lots of luck.

1137
00:51:37,799 --> 00:51:39,799
Aw, come on,
let's all go take a swim.

1138
00:51:39,801 --> 00:51:41,101
That's a marvelous idea.

1139
00:51:41,103 --> 00:51:42,102
Come on.

1140
00:51:42,104 --> 00:51:43,803
Well, let's get going.

1141
00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:57,284
Hey, right here.
Here you go.

1142
00:51:57,286 --> 00:51:58,252
Whoo-whoo!

1143
00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:26,146
Well, I'm ready.

1144
00:52:26,148 --> 00:52:28,081
Get this
hokey bit.

1145
00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:30,083
You're not going to back out,
are you?

1146
00:52:30,085 --> 00:52:31,218
I'd look
pretty silly

1147
00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:32,919
dancing on one leg,
now, wouldn't I?

1148
00:52:32,921 --> 00:52:34,454
I don't think you should.

1149
00:52:34,456 --> 00:52:36,190
I don't think
anybody should.

1150
00:52:36,192 --> 00:52:37,824
Oh, come on.
Wally, Larry, Judge?

1151
00:52:37,826 --> 00:52:40,026
Oh, you think I'm some kind
of a nut or something?

1152
00:52:40,028 --> 00:52:41,161
I'll phone it over.

1153
00:52:41,163 --> 00:52:42,729
You're not going to,
are you, Jeff?

1154
00:52:42,731 --> 00:52:43,930
Do I look like

1155
00:52:43,932 --> 00:52:45,732
I've lost
my marbles too?

1156
00:52:45,734 --> 00:52:47,901
Your marbles or your nerve?

1157
00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,469
Boy, last night,

1158
00:52:49,471 --> 00:52:52,306
everyone was complaining
about things being tame.

1159
00:52:52,308 --> 00:52:54,408
Now you're all afraid.

1160
00:52:54,410 --> 00:52:55,542
Yeah, lucky for you.

1161
00:52:55,544 --> 00:52:59,246
You might have had
to make the jump.

1162
00:53:00,782 --> 00:53:02,716
Come on, Gidget.
You got your laugh.

1163
00:53:02,718 --> 00:53:04,585
Bombs away!

1164
00:53:06,054 --> 00:53:07,954
Hey, she'll kill herself!

1165
00:53:10,693 --> 00:53:11,758
Hey, come on back, Gidge!

1166
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:12,626
Gidget, be careful!

1167
00:53:28,076 --> 00:53:29,075
Ouch!

1168
00:53:29,077 --> 00:53:30,176
Let's go! Let's go!

1169
00:53:30,178 --> 00:53:33,347
I'll get
the stern line.

1170
00:53:33,349 --> 00:53:35,349
Go on, Jeff,
you're clear, you're clear.

1171
00:53:35,351 --> 00:53:36,216
Go! Go, go, go!

1172
00:54:04,313 --> 00:54:05,845
Are you all right?

1173
00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:08,715
Yes, Jeff, I'm all right.

1174
00:54:08,717 --> 00:54:10,484
You don't deserve to be.

1175
00:54:20,162 --> 00:54:21,395
Good grief,
Charlie Brown!

1176
00:54:21,397 --> 00:54:23,263
That's as high
as Diamond Head.

1177
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:26,866
You're a nut.

1178
00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:28,502
Thanks, Judge.

1179
00:54:28,504 --> 00:54:29,670
You're quite a guy
yourself.

1180
00:54:29,672 --> 00:54:31,405
Mean that?

1181
00:54:31,407 --> 00:54:32,539
Well, what do you say

1182
00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:34,708
we go to The Moana tonight
and see Eddie?

1183
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:36,343
You mean that?
Sure.

1184
00:54:36,345 --> 00:54:38,111
I'd love to, Judge.

1185
00:54:38,113 --> 00:54:40,647
I'd absolutely love to.

1186
00:58:10,950 --> 00:58:13,717
Why can't we do something
on dry land for a change?

1187
00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:15,085
Uh, tell me
the truth, Ab.

1188
00:58:15,087 --> 00:58:16,386
Are you really
allergic to water?

1189
00:58:16,388 --> 00:58:17,387
She can't help it

1190
00:58:17,389 --> 00:58:18,789
if she's scared
to death of it.

1191
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:19,790
Big mouth.

1192
00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:20,991
Scared of the water!

1193
00:58:20,993 --> 00:58:23,093
Why that's like being
scared to breathe.

1194
00:58:35,641 --> 00:58:36,974
Oh, fine.

1195
00:58:36,976 --> 00:58:39,409
Now she's working
on Jeff.

1196
00:58:39,411 --> 00:58:41,611
All right, how long do we
go on playing this game?

1197
00:58:41,613 --> 00:58:43,047
When are you
gonna grow up?

1198
00:58:43,049 --> 00:58:44,782
Don't you talk to me
like that.

1199
00:58:44,784 --> 00:58:46,383
I'll talk to you
any way I want.

1200
00:58:46,385 --> 00:58:47,785
You're behaving
like an idiot.

1201
00:58:47,787 --> 00:58:49,920
And don't give me
that look, either.

1202
00:58:49,922 --> 00:58:51,188
Gidget, I'm warning you,

1203
00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:52,790
I'm tired of this act
you're putting on.

1204
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:53,991
You'd better start
behaving yourself,

1205
00:58:53,993 --> 00:58:54,992
or else.

1206
00:58:54,994 --> 00:58:55,993
Or else what?

1207
00:58:55,995 --> 00:58:57,161
You know what "or else."

1208
00:58:57,163 --> 00:58:58,796
You've had your fun.
The joke is over.

1209
00:58:58,798 --> 00:59:00,731
The master has spoken?

1210
00:59:00,733 --> 00:59:02,933
Yeah, that's right,
if you want to put it that way.

1211
00:59:02,935 --> 00:59:04,267
Well, the master has taken

1212
00:59:04,269 --> 00:59:06,236
a little bit too much
for granted.

1213
00:59:06,238 --> 00:59:08,405
How I act, how I behave,

1214
00:59:08,407 --> 00:59:11,041
and how I look
is no concern of yours.

1215
00:59:11,043 --> 00:59:12,743
I'm serious, Gidget.

1216
00:59:12,745 --> 00:59:14,044
I'm serious too.

1217
00:59:14,046 --> 00:59:16,013
Why, I wouldn't take
this sort of thing

1218
00:59:16,015 --> 00:59:18,315
from anybody.

1219
00:59:18,317 --> 00:59:20,851
Except a husband.

1220
00:59:22,221 --> 00:59:24,354
I guess I was
jumping the gun.

1221
00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:26,924
I'm sorry.

1222
00:59:26,926 --> 00:59:29,927
Okay, so she can
swim better,

1223
00:59:29,929 --> 00:59:31,428
and surf better.

1224
00:59:31,430 --> 00:59:32,896
I'll bet,
if she tried,

1225
00:59:32,898 --> 00:59:33,931
she could even

1226
00:59:33,933 --> 00:59:35,332
drown better
than anyone else.

1227
00:59:35,334 --> 00:59:37,868
How can we get her
to try?

1228
00:59:37,870 --> 00:59:40,470
Is there anything
she can't do?

1229
00:59:40,472 --> 00:59:41,705
No.

1230
00:59:41,707 --> 00:59:44,742
And there's nothing
she hasn't done, either.

1231
00:59:46,779 --> 00:59:50,814
I sure would like
to fix her wagon.

1232
00:59:50,816 --> 00:59:53,350
And I could if I wanted to.

1233
00:59:54,553 --> 00:59:57,087
No. Even I couldn't do that.

1234
00:59:58,490 --> 01:00:01,358
Well, so I'll force myself.

1235
01:00:03,095 --> 01:00:05,629
Now, does she or doesn't she?

1236
01:00:07,299 --> 01:00:10,500
She did...so she does.

1237
01:00:11,804 --> 01:00:13,470
She does?

1238
01:00:13,472 --> 01:00:15,072
Are you sure?

1239
01:00:15,074 --> 01:00:16,606
How can anyone know

1240
01:00:16,608 --> 01:00:18,642
if it's true or not
for sure?

1241
01:00:18,644 --> 01:00:21,011
Nobody could know,
except Gidget...

1242
01:00:21,013 --> 01:00:22,579
and all the fellows.

1243
01:00:22,581 --> 01:00:26,183
I have noticed the way
she seems to flaunt herself.

1244
01:00:26,185 --> 01:00:28,819
The way the gossip goes,
Eddie was the first...

1245
01:00:30,455 --> 01:00:32,089
of all the boys here.

1246
01:00:32,091 --> 01:00:33,257
Here?

1247
01:00:33,259 --> 01:00:35,659
But you know
how people are in show business.

1248
01:00:35,661 --> 01:00:38,528
Hey! I was in show business.

1249
01:00:38,530 --> 01:00:40,197
But weren't you an exception?

1250
01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:43,466
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I was a big exception.

1251
01:00:43,468 --> 01:00:45,368
But she told me herself

1252
01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:47,805
that Eddie
wasn't the very first.

1253
01:00:49,141 --> 01:00:52,009
Oh, well, I suppose
it's like taking dope...

1254
01:00:52,011 --> 01:00:53,343
once you start, you--

1255
01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:54,845
Just where did you
get that idea?

1256
01:00:54,847 --> 01:00:57,547
Anyway, please don't
mention it to anyone.

1257
01:00:57,549 --> 01:00:58,916
Whatever you do,

1258
01:00:58,918 --> 01:01:00,951
don't mention it
to her mother.

1259
01:01:00,953 --> 01:01:02,619
Her moth--

1260
01:01:02,621 --> 01:01:04,754
Oh, poor Dorothy!

1261
01:01:04,756 --> 01:01:06,190
See you later, hmm?

1262
01:01:06,192 --> 01:01:07,257
At the luau?

1263
01:01:07,259 --> 01:01:09,126
Sure, honey, you run along.

1264
01:01:19,138 --> 01:01:23,006
Mrs. Lawrence, please.
Suite 270.

1265
01:01:23,008 --> 01:01:24,908
Where did you hear this, Mitzi?

1266
01:01:24,910 --> 01:01:26,043
Oh, I wouldn't dream

1267
01:01:26,045 --> 01:01:27,244
of revealing
my source, but I--

1268
01:01:27,246 --> 01:01:28,678
I have a good idea.

1269
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,980
Someone around 17,

1270
01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:32,682
with black hair
and very green eyes.

1271
01:01:32,684 --> 01:01:34,852
Abby has brown eyes.

1272
01:01:34,854 --> 01:01:36,286
And she would
no more dream

1273
01:01:36,288 --> 01:01:38,121
of spreading gossip
like this than I would.

1274
01:01:38,123 --> 01:01:40,523
I thought you and Abby
were finding Gidget's popularity

1275
01:01:40,525 --> 01:01:41,558
a little hard to swallow,

1276
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,792
but I didn't dream

1277
01:01:42,794 --> 01:01:44,794
you'd think of a method
like this to fight it.

1278
01:01:44,796 --> 01:01:46,596
Once a chorus girl,
always a ch--

1279
01:01:46,598 --> 01:01:48,565
or was it a Floradora girl?

1280
01:01:48,567 --> 01:01:50,100
Okay.

1281
01:01:54,539 --> 01:01:57,607
Forgive me for trying
to do you a favor.

1282
01:02:04,783 --> 01:02:07,951
Operator, I think Mr. Lawrence
is in the barber shop.

1283
01:02:07,953 --> 01:02:09,786
Would you call him, please?

1284
01:02:09,788 --> 01:02:11,421
I don't believe it.

1285
01:02:11,423 --> 01:02:13,790
I don't believe it either.

1286
01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:15,625
But how do we know, for sure?

1287
01:02:15,627 --> 01:02:16,659
Russ!

1288
01:02:16,661 --> 01:02:18,962
Well, who knows
what their kids do today?

1289
01:02:18,964 --> 01:02:19,963
She's been
very different

1290
01:02:19,965 --> 01:02:21,231
ever since we got here.

1291
01:02:21,233 --> 01:02:22,565
And she's acting
so strangely

1292
01:02:22,567 --> 01:02:23,833
with Jeff too.

1293
01:02:23,835 --> 01:02:25,468
You should never
have sent for him

1294
01:02:25,470 --> 01:02:26,536
in the first place.

1295
01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:28,171
Well, let's not
go over that again, hmm?

1296
01:02:28,173 --> 01:02:30,807
I'll-- I'll have
a talk with Gidget.

1297
01:02:30,809 --> 01:02:32,376
You? Oh, no!

1298
01:02:32,378 --> 01:02:34,044
I'll handle it.
I'm her mother.

1299
01:02:34,046 --> 01:02:35,645
Well, what am I
all of a sudden,

1300
01:02:35,647 --> 01:02:36,880
a second cousin?

1301
01:02:36,882 --> 01:02:38,282
You know you can't
discuss things calmly.

1302
01:02:38,284 --> 01:02:39,749
Look at you.
You start to yell!

1303
01:02:39,751 --> 01:02:42,819
Now, Russ, this is
a very delicate situation.

1304
01:02:42,821 --> 01:02:44,821
It must be presented
to Gidget just right.

1305
01:02:44,823 --> 01:02:47,024
And I can't handle it?

1306
01:02:47,026 --> 01:02:48,992
Well, I'm very glad
to know that.

1307
01:02:48,994 --> 01:02:51,295
I'm very happy to know
your true opinion of me

1308
01:02:51,297 --> 01:02:52,729
after almost 20 years
of marriage.

1309
01:02:52,731 --> 01:02:54,331
Hey, what gives?

1310
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:57,434
You having a fight too?

1311
01:02:57,436 --> 01:02:59,002
Go on.

1312
01:02:59,004 --> 01:03:00,137
Handle it.

1313
01:03:02,274 --> 01:03:04,707
Gidget, let's sit
down over here.

1314
01:03:04,709 --> 01:03:07,477
Now, darling, there's--
there's been some talk.

1315
01:03:07,479 --> 01:03:09,313
About what?

1316
01:03:09,315 --> 01:03:10,647
About you.

1317
01:03:10,649 --> 01:03:12,682
Oh, that's nice and delicate.
Fine, fine.

1318
01:03:12,684 --> 01:03:13,783
You aren't
under the impression

1319
01:03:13,785 --> 01:03:15,085
that you're helping,
are you?

1320
01:03:15,087 --> 01:03:16,519
Certainly not.

1321
01:03:16,521 --> 01:03:17,720
Hey!

1322
01:03:17,722 --> 01:03:19,089
The thing is, dear,
if there's--

1323
01:03:19,091 --> 01:03:21,458
if there's any basis
for this talk,

1324
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:26,529
if you've had a...
unfortunate experience,

1325
01:03:26,531 --> 01:03:28,332
we'll try
to understand.

1326
01:03:28,334 --> 01:03:30,700
Do you mean
what I think you mean?

1327
01:03:30,702 --> 01:03:31,901
Yes!

1328
01:03:31,903 --> 01:03:34,171
Now let's get it
out into the open.
Russ!

1329
01:03:34,173 --> 01:03:36,340
You see, dear,
a mistake like that

1330
01:03:36,342 --> 01:03:37,574
could just...

1331
01:03:37,576 --> 01:03:39,977
well, the thing is,
if you do it once,

1332
01:03:39,979 --> 01:03:42,112
you might make
the mistake of thinking

1333
01:03:42,114 --> 01:03:45,248
it doesn't matter anymore
how many times you--

1334
01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:46,316
Well, you must admit,

1335
01:03:46,318 --> 01:03:48,051
you haven't been
behaving like yourself.

1336
01:03:48,053 --> 01:03:49,086
And people figure

1337
01:03:49,088 --> 01:03:51,654
where there's smoke,
there's fire.

1338
01:03:51,656 --> 01:03:53,156
Do you?

1339
01:03:53,158 --> 01:03:54,524
Do I what?

1340
01:03:55,995 --> 01:03:56,994
Never mind.

1341
01:03:56,996 --> 01:03:58,195
Now wait a minute,
young lady,

1342
01:03:58,197 --> 01:03:59,363
we're not through.

1343
01:03:59,365 --> 01:04:00,497
There's more?

1344
01:04:00,499 --> 01:04:02,932
Well, you haven't said anything.

1345
01:04:02,934 --> 01:04:05,602
Obviously
I don't need to.

1346
01:04:06,771 --> 01:04:08,505
Oh, Gidget!

1347
01:04:08,507 --> 01:04:10,474
Oh!

1348
01:04:10,476 --> 01:04:12,842
Oh, if you'd only let me
handle it.

1349
01:04:12,844 --> 01:04:14,444
Yeah, you were
handling it great, just great.

1350
01:04:14,446 --> 01:04:17,114
You made it sound
as if we'd believed it.
I did?

1351
01:04:17,116 --> 01:04:18,515
I told you
I didn't believe it.

1352
01:04:18,517 --> 01:04:19,916
I told you I didn't
believe it!

1353
01:04:19,918 --> 01:04:21,118
Yeah, but you wouldn't
let me

1354
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,219
get a word in edgewise.

1355
01:04:22,221 --> 01:04:23,620
You kept talking
about "mistakes" instead of--

1356
01:04:23,622 --> 01:04:24,721
Well, never mind
the instead-ofs.

1357
01:04:24,723 --> 01:04:25,722
Now that you've
ruined everything,

1358
01:04:25,724 --> 01:04:26,923
what are we going to do?

1359
01:04:26,925 --> 01:04:28,392
Do whatever you like.

1360
01:04:30,496 --> 01:04:32,529
I'd like to ask
a simple question.

1361
01:04:32,531 --> 01:04:33,897
Why?

1362
01:04:33,899 --> 01:04:35,532
That's simple, isn't it?

1363
01:04:35,534 --> 01:04:37,034
Why?
Why?

1364
01:04:37,036 --> 01:04:38,601
Why do you got to butt-in

1365
01:04:38,603 --> 01:04:40,003
where you got
no business butting in?

1366
01:04:40,005 --> 01:04:41,405
I warned you
not to get thick.

1367
01:04:41,407 --> 01:04:43,273
I was only trying
to do Dorothy a favor.

1368
01:04:43,275 --> 01:04:45,975
When I think of the way
she turned on me...

1369
01:04:45,977 --> 01:04:47,511
You're lucky
she didn't belt you one.

1370
01:04:47,513 --> 01:04:50,580
Are you taking
her side against mine?

1371
01:04:50,582 --> 01:04:52,049
Yeah, and if you had
any class,

1372
01:04:52,051 --> 01:04:53,050
you'd march
right over there

1373
01:04:53,052 --> 01:04:54,351
and apologize.

1374
01:04:54,353 --> 01:04:56,653
After that crack she made
about a Floradora girl?

1375
01:04:56,655 --> 01:04:58,221
I should say not.

1376
01:04:58,223 --> 01:04:59,489
Oh, it figures.

1377
01:04:59,491 --> 01:05:00,857
What?

1378
01:05:00,859 --> 01:05:02,659
I said<i> if</i> you had
any class.

1379
01:05:02,661 --> 01:05:04,528
Well, thank you,
Mr. Stewart.

1380
01:05:04,530 --> 01:05:06,763
Thank you
very, very much.

1381
01:05:06,765 --> 01:05:08,731
You're welcome,
Mrs. Stewart.

1382
01:05:08,733 --> 01:05:11,234
And we can start
with your apology,

1383
01:05:11,236 --> 01:05:13,470
when you're ready
to make it.

1384
01:05:20,279 --> 01:05:22,946
Mrs. Lawrence, please.

1385
01:05:22,948 --> 01:05:24,948
Room 270.

1386
01:05:52,411 --> 01:05:53,943
Hello.

1387
01:05:56,881 --> 01:05:58,948
Dorothy told you.

1388
01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:02,085
Dorothy told me.

1389
01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:04,221
So you're sore
at me too?

1390
01:06:04,223 --> 01:06:07,090
Yeah, I'm sore too.

1391
01:06:07,092 --> 01:06:10,927
Why can't I make
anybody understand?

1392
01:06:10,929 --> 01:06:14,131
I was just trying
to do a favor.

1393
01:06:17,035 --> 01:06:18,735
Well, if it's
any comfort to you,

1394
01:06:18,737 --> 01:06:21,605
Monty and I had
a beef about it.

1395
01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:24,641
Look...

1396
01:06:24,643 --> 01:06:26,943
there's nothing you can say
that could possibly

1397
01:06:26,945 --> 01:06:28,278
come under the heading
of comfort.

1398
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,947
So why don't you--

1399
01:06:30,949 --> 01:06:33,517
Sit down
and have a drink.

1400
01:06:33,519 --> 01:06:35,385
Oh, sit down.

1401
01:06:38,657 --> 01:06:40,723
Miss World's-Champion-

1402
01:06:40,725 --> 01:06:42,692
Number-One-
Louse-Everything-Up,

1403
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:44,227
that's me.

1404
01:06:44,229 --> 01:06:45,529
Mm-mm.

1405
01:06:45,531 --> 01:06:47,063
Not the champ.

1406
01:06:47,065 --> 01:06:49,566
Oh, you certainly
are a contender

1407
01:06:49,568 --> 01:06:50,867
for the title.

1408
01:06:50,869 --> 01:06:54,737
So, uh, you and Monty
had a little beef, huh?

1409
01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:57,807
Well, by some
odd coincidence,

1410
01:06:57,809 --> 01:06:59,209
so did Dorothy and I.

1411
01:06:59,211 --> 01:07:00,477
Oh...

1412
01:07:00,479 --> 01:07:02,679
That's something else
to add to the score.

1413
01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:07,784
Say, maybe you are
the world's champ.

1414
01:07:09,421 --> 01:07:11,621
I'll take that drink.

1415
01:07:13,525 --> 01:07:17,260
Mitzi's this kind of girl:
She acts first and thinks later.

1416
01:07:17,262 --> 01:07:18,895
Why else do you think
she married me?

1417
01:07:18,897 --> 01:07:20,297
Oh, Monty.

1418
01:07:20,299 --> 01:07:21,731
Oh, well,
maybe you're right.

1419
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,567
We've all made
too big a thing of this.

1420
01:07:23,569 --> 01:07:25,935
I said some pretty awful
things myself.

1421
01:07:25,937 --> 01:07:28,405
Well, she's still burnt
about the Floradora crack.

1422
01:07:28,407 --> 01:07:29,872
She's sensitive about her age,

1423
01:07:29,874 --> 01:07:31,974
but only
because she lies about it.

1424
01:07:31,976 --> 01:07:33,210
She's a lucky girl.

1425
01:07:33,212 --> 01:07:34,277
You're a nice man.

1426
01:07:34,279 --> 01:07:35,345
Aw, come on,

1427
01:07:35,347 --> 01:07:37,347
let's everybody kiss
and make up.

1428
01:07:37,349 --> 01:07:39,115
Let's go find Mitzi.

1429
01:07:39,117 --> 01:07:41,218
We'll get the kids,
and the four of us

1430
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:42,785
will straighten this out
in no time.

1431
01:07:42,787 --> 01:07:44,020
Where's Russ?

1432
01:07:44,022 --> 01:07:45,689
Oh, when he left here,
he had that

1433
01:07:45,691 --> 01:07:47,023
where's-the-nearest-bar look
on his face.

1434
01:07:47,025 --> 01:07:48,491
"Where's the nearest bar" look?

1435
01:07:49,294 --> 01:07:50,893
Right downstairs.

1436
01:07:50,895 --> 01:07:52,762
Go ahead, call him.

1437
01:07:56,968 --> 01:07:59,068
Well, I've made
my peace with you,

1438
01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:00,637
now I ought
to make peace

1439
01:08:00,639 --> 01:08:02,239
with your wife
and Gidget.

1440
01:08:02,241 --> 01:08:03,806
And then I ought
to give Abby

1441
01:08:03,808 --> 01:08:04,974
a hit on the head.

1442
01:08:04,976 --> 01:08:06,676
Sound fair?
Very fair.

1443
01:08:06,678 --> 01:08:08,545
To the house phones.
Lead on.

1444
01:08:10,415 --> 01:08:12,749
And I think I ought
to make up with Monty.

1445
01:08:12,751 --> 01:08:15,252
I think I have class.

1446
01:08:15,254 --> 01:08:16,353
I'd say so.

1447
01:08:16,355 --> 01:08:19,088
And I think I can handle
a delicate situation.

1448
01:08:24,929 --> 01:08:27,797
Mr. Rawrence?

1449
01:08:27,799 --> 01:08:29,733
Mr. Rawrence?

1450
01:08:29,735 --> 01:08:32,602
Telephone call
for Mr. Rawrence.

1451
01:08:34,306 --> 01:08:35,405
Not here.

1452
01:08:35,407 --> 01:08:36,539
Thank you.

1453
01:08:36,541 --> 01:08:37,907
He's not there.

1454
01:08:37,909 --> 01:08:40,377
We'll go looking
for him and Mitzi.

1455
01:08:40,379 --> 01:08:41,811
We'll have a drink
along the way,

1456
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:42,879
all right?

1457
01:08:42,881 --> 01:08:44,648
Couldn't hurt.
Couldn't hurt.

1458
01:08:59,030 --> 01:09:00,229
No answer.

1459
01:09:00,231 --> 01:09:01,998
No answer here either.

1460
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,600
Now what?

1461
01:09:03,602 --> 01:09:05,402
Well, now let's have
another drink.

1462
01:09:05,404 --> 01:09:06,469
Okay.

1463
01:09:08,674 --> 01:09:09,706
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1464
01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:11,341
That bar is getting
a little blurry.

1465
01:09:11,343 --> 01:09:13,710
Let's go some place
that's more in focus.

1466
01:09:23,722 --> 01:09:24,754
Hi, Mr. Stewart.

1467
01:09:24,756 --> 01:09:25,755
Hi, kid.

1468
01:09:25,757 --> 01:09:26,790
You're
a pretty good hoofer.

1469
01:09:26,792 --> 01:09:29,158
Here, try this one...

1470
01:09:35,033 --> 01:09:36,265
Thanks, Mr. Stewart.

1471
01:09:36,267 --> 01:09:38,067
Oh, you didn't know
I could dance like that?

1472
01:09:38,069 --> 01:09:40,670
I gave it up when I went
in the meat business.

1473
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:23,446
Your plane leaves
at midnight, sir.

1474
01:10:23,448 --> 01:10:24,814
They'd like you
at the airport

1475
01:10:24,816 --> 01:10:25,815
an hour early.

1476
01:10:25,817 --> 01:10:27,684
Okay, thank you.

1477
01:10:33,825 --> 01:10:35,658
Are you leaving?

1478
01:10:35,660 --> 01:10:38,194
Yeah, you have any objections?

1479
01:10:38,196 --> 01:10:39,429
No, I'll help you pack.

1480
01:10:39,431 --> 01:10:41,531
Would you take the rest
of the guys with you?

1481
01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:43,466
You like a clear field,
don't you?

1482
01:10:43,468 --> 01:10:45,468
I like to work alone,

1483
01:10:45,470 --> 01:10:47,169
even when
I'm not too sure

1484
01:10:47,171 --> 01:10:48,638
of my audience.

1485
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,339
How do you figure her?

1486
01:10:50,341 --> 01:10:51,374
Who?

1487
01:10:51,376 --> 01:10:52,241
Gidget.

1488
01:10:53,678 --> 01:10:55,344
I'll be very honest with you.

1489
01:10:55,346 --> 01:10:58,214
I don't figure her at all.
Not at all.

1490
01:11:24,342 --> 01:11:25,408
Gidge?

1491
01:11:25,410 --> 01:11:27,610
I got to talk to you
for a minute.

1492
01:11:27,612 --> 01:11:29,913
Not now, Eddie.
Can it wait?

1493
01:11:37,923 --> 01:11:38,955
All right.

1494
01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:46,162
I don't know
how to play this bit.

1495
01:11:46,164 --> 01:11:48,197
What am I? The lead?

1496
01:11:48,199 --> 01:11:50,533
The comic relief? The stand-in?

1497
01:11:52,036 --> 01:11:53,970
Hey...

1498
01:11:53,972 --> 01:11:56,205
I was...

1499
01:11:56,207 --> 01:11:58,107
I wasn't listening.

1500
01:11:58,109 --> 01:11:59,876
What did you say?

1501
01:11:59,878 --> 01:12:02,946
I'll give you the punch line.

1502
01:12:02,948 --> 01:12:05,348
I think I'm in love with you.

1503
01:12:05,350 --> 01:12:07,216
Oh, no, Eddie.

1504
01:12:07,218 --> 01:12:09,619
Whatever you do,
don't fall in love.

1505
01:12:09,621 --> 01:12:12,922
You don't know
how awful it can be.

1506
01:12:12,924 --> 01:12:15,024
You behave like an idiot,

1507
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:18,094
you do all sorts of things
that you never should do...

1508
01:12:18,096 --> 01:12:21,430
and you're miserable,
absolutely miserable,

1509
01:12:21,432 --> 01:12:23,967
all the time.

1510
01:12:23,969 --> 01:12:26,035
You're too nice a guy.

1511
01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:29,405
I'd hate to see that
happen to you.

1512
01:12:29,407 --> 01:12:31,007
Too late.

1513
01:12:31,009 --> 01:12:33,710
Well, even if I tried
to love you,

1514
01:12:33,712 --> 01:12:35,945
I couldn't right now.

1515
01:12:35,947 --> 01:12:38,014
I'm going to be too busy

1516
01:12:38,016 --> 01:12:41,885
trying to get used to the fact
that I'm a...fallen woman.

1517
01:12:41,887 --> 01:12:43,252
What?

1518
01:12:43,254 --> 01:12:47,156
According to my folks,
I'm being gossiped about.

1519
01:12:47,158 --> 01:12:48,591
You?

1520
01:12:48,593 --> 01:12:50,793
They're pretty upset about it.

1521
01:12:50,795 --> 01:12:52,829
So am I.

1522
01:12:52,831 --> 01:12:55,665
Well, do I look like
the kind of a girl

1523
01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:58,768
who would have a--
an "unfortunate experience"?

1524
01:12:58,770 --> 01:13:01,604
Of course not.

1525
01:13:01,606 --> 01:13:04,841
Well, even if I had,
would I go on having them?

1526
01:13:04,843 --> 01:13:07,443
That's just plain stupid.

1527
01:13:07,445 --> 01:13:09,712
And that's
what I resent the most,

1528
01:13:09,714 --> 01:13:11,380
that my parents think

1529
01:13:11,382 --> 01:13:13,149
I could be
that stupid.

1530
01:13:13,151 --> 01:13:15,418
Not you, Gidget.

1531
01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:17,921
Not in a million years.

1532
01:13:20,124 --> 01:13:24,493
Here I am, worrying about me,
while you--

1533
01:13:24,495 --> 01:13:27,030
Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

1534
01:13:27,032 --> 01:13:28,565
Don't be.

1535
01:13:29,868 --> 01:13:31,200
At least now I know

1536
01:13:31,202 --> 01:13:32,468
the kind of girl
I'm looking for.

1537
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,406
Thank you, Eddie.

1538
01:13:37,408 --> 01:13:40,009
You're coming
to the luau, aren't you?

1539
01:13:40,011 --> 01:13:42,812
No, I--
I couldn't face the kids.

1540
01:13:42,814 --> 01:13:46,315
I'd be wondering
if they'd heard.

1541
01:13:46,317 --> 01:13:49,518
I'll just take a walk
or something.

1542
01:14:12,944 --> 01:14:14,443
<i> And people figure</i>

1543
01:14:14,445 --> 01:14:16,980
<i> where there's smoke,</i>
<i> there's fire.</i>

1544
01:15:09,768 --> 01:15:11,734
<i> The thing is, dear,</i>

1545
01:15:11,736 --> 01:15:13,369
<i> if there's--</i>
<i> if there's any basis</i>

1546
01:15:13,371 --> 01:15:15,237
<i> for this talk...</i>

1547
01:15:46,137 --> 01:15:47,303
Put it back on!

1548
01:15:47,305 --> 01:15:48,671
Put it back on!

1549
01:15:48,673 --> 01:15:50,406
Put it back on!

1550
01:15:50,408 --> 01:15:52,274
- Put it back on!
- Put it back on!

1551
01:15:58,349 --> 01:16:01,084
<i> Do I look like</i>
<i> the kind of a girl</i>

1552
01:16:01,086 --> 01:16:04,453
<i> who'd had a--</i>
<i> an "unfortunate experience"?</i>

1553
01:16:20,304 --> 01:16:21,470
Oh, please, Father, please.

1554
01:16:21,472 --> 01:16:24,040
I've come home.
Take me in, I beg you.

1555
01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:25,474
Certainly.
Come on in, Gidget.

1556
01:16:25,476 --> 01:16:27,777
How's the baby?

1557
01:16:27,779 --> 01:16:31,147
But that's not the way
it's supposed to go.

1558
01:16:36,955 --> 01:16:40,990
<i> I can't even be</i>
<i> a good fallen woman.</i>

1559
01:17:07,652 --> 01:17:09,652
She finally made it, huh?

1560
01:17:09,654 --> 01:17:11,120
What?

1561
01:17:11,122 --> 01:17:12,955
The spotlight.

1562
01:17:18,696 --> 01:17:20,596
Could there be
any connection?

1563
01:17:20,598 --> 01:17:24,801
Gidget's not here
and Abby's full of joy.

1564
01:17:25,937 --> 01:17:28,737
Interesting thought
to pursue, huh?

1565
01:17:41,452 --> 01:17:42,584
You were wonderful!

1566
01:17:42,586 --> 01:17:43,619
Just like
a native.

1567
01:17:43,621 --> 01:17:44,921
Like a pro.

1568
01:17:44,923 --> 01:17:47,290
That's what I call
a real shake in the grass.

1569
01:18:00,138 --> 01:18:01,470
Isn't this fun?

1570
01:18:01,472 --> 01:18:03,072
Everything
you could ask for.

1571
01:18:03,074 --> 01:18:04,640
Only, you notice?

1572
01:18:04,642 --> 01:18:06,042
One of our ships
is missing.

1573
01:18:06,044 --> 01:18:07,043
What?

1574
01:18:07,045 --> 01:18:08,044
Gidget.

1575
01:18:08,046 --> 01:18:09,378
Oh? Oh, yeah.

1576
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:11,413
Terrible, isn't it?

1577
01:18:11,415 --> 01:18:13,082
What's terrible?

1578
01:18:13,084 --> 01:18:15,017
Well, I thought you knew.

1579
01:18:15,019 --> 01:18:18,087
I thought everybody--
Forget I said anything.

1580
01:18:18,089 --> 01:18:19,956
Oh, wait a minute.
Not after that teaser.

1581
01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:21,190
Come on, what gives?

1582
01:18:21,192 --> 01:18:23,326
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

1583
01:18:23,328 --> 01:18:24,693
I don't know
how the story

1584
01:18:24,695 --> 01:18:26,395
got started
in the first place.

1585
01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:27,663
All I know is--

1586
01:18:27,665 --> 01:18:30,833
Well, it isn't true
about Gidget.

1587
01:18:30,835 --> 01:18:34,237
She isn't--
Oh, what's the word?

1588
01:18:34,239 --> 01:18:35,437
Easy.

1589
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:37,907
And she certainly hasn't
had a lot of affairs.

1590
01:18:37,909 --> 01:18:39,308
Gidget?

1591
01:18:39,310 --> 01:18:40,877
Well, that's
what they say.

1592
01:18:40,879 --> 01:18:43,045
Well, I happen to know
it's a bald-faced lie.

1593
01:18:43,047 --> 01:18:44,580
She's only had one.

1594
01:18:44,582 --> 01:18:48,217
And I imagine the talk
got back to her parents somehow.

1595
01:18:48,219 --> 01:18:50,319
Oh, I bet she got it good.

1596
01:18:50,321 --> 01:18:52,554
Maybe solitary confinement.

1597
01:18:52,556 --> 01:18:55,424
Well, what makes you so sure
she had one?

1598
01:18:55,426 --> 01:18:57,593
She told me so, on the plane.

1599
01:18:57,595 --> 01:18:59,661
On the plane?
Uh-huh.

1600
01:18:59,663 --> 01:19:02,765
Her excuse was
she got "carried away,"

1601
01:19:02,767 --> 01:19:05,534
but how in the world
anybody could get carried away

1602
01:19:05,536 --> 01:19:08,604
by a guy named Moondoggie,
I'll never know.

1603
01:19:08,606 --> 01:19:09,671
Moondoggie!

1604
01:19:09,673 --> 01:19:10,973
I had exactly
the same reaction.

1605
01:19:10,975 --> 01:19:13,042
But why would she tell you
something like that?

1606
01:19:13,044 --> 01:19:14,810
I don't think
she meant to tell me

1607
01:19:14,812 --> 01:19:17,179
as much as she did,
but she was so torchy.

1608
01:19:17,181 --> 01:19:19,748
You know, real
end-of-the-world stuff.

1609
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,483
I sure wish
we could help her.

1610
01:19:23,654 --> 01:19:26,522
You're a real sweet kid, Ab.

1611
01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:30,659
Any other girl wouldn't be
so generous, you know.

1612
01:19:30,661 --> 01:19:32,795
But you, you're all heart.

1613
01:19:32,797 --> 01:19:36,198
Well, I figure people
can't help being what they are.

1614
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,600
For example, I--
I couldn't be,

1615
01:19:38,602 --> 01:19:40,836
well, like Gidget,
if my life depended on it.

1616
01:19:40,838 --> 01:19:43,105
Oh, that's for sure.

1617
01:19:43,107 --> 01:19:44,340
No...

1618
01:19:44,342 --> 01:19:48,110
you and Gidget are as different
as night and day.

1619
01:19:48,112 --> 01:19:49,445
Abby, you're you,

1620
01:19:49,447 --> 01:19:51,280
and I'd bet
my father's last dime

1621
01:19:51,282 --> 01:19:53,515
that there's nobody,
but nobody, like you.

1622
01:19:53,517 --> 01:19:54,716
Do you mean that?

1623
01:19:54,718 --> 01:19:56,118
Oh, I think you're wonderful.

1624
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,821
Oh, I think you are too, doll.

1625
01:19:58,823 --> 01:20:00,756
Incidentally,
don't call me Jeff.

1626
01:20:00,758 --> 01:20:02,959
Why don't you call me
what the people at home do?

1627
01:20:02,961 --> 01:20:04,093
All right.

1628
01:20:04,095 --> 01:20:05,294
Moondoggie.

1629
01:20:08,099 --> 01:20:10,933
Moondoggie?

1630
01:20:10,935 --> 01:20:12,801
Oh, Moondoggie!

1631
01:20:15,373 --> 01:20:17,974
There's no point
in crying about it, Gidge.

1632
01:20:17,976 --> 01:20:20,176
I think
the best thing to do

1633
01:20:20,178 --> 01:20:22,044
is explain to your folks.

1634
01:20:23,481 --> 01:20:25,881
Oh, it was awful, Jeff.

1635
01:20:25,883 --> 01:20:28,484
How could they believe
such a thing about me?

1636
01:20:28,486 --> 01:20:30,119
Maybe they were
a little upset too.

1637
01:20:30,121 --> 01:20:35,591
Why did Abby have to tell you
that I'd had an affair with you?

1638
01:20:35,593 --> 01:20:36,925
If I had,

1639
01:20:36,927 --> 01:20:39,061
you'd be the last person
I'd want to know.

1640
01:20:40,831 --> 01:20:41,864
Oh, Gidget.

1641
01:20:44,035 --> 01:20:46,235
Let's go find your folks.

1642
01:20:46,237 --> 01:20:47,769
And after that,

1643
01:20:47,771 --> 01:20:51,240
I think I ought to have
a quiet little talk with Abby.

1644
01:20:51,242 --> 01:20:52,508
Yeah, I think so.

1645
01:20:57,882 --> 01:20:58,931
Kids today.

1646
01:20:58,933 --> 01:21:00,600
You can't tell them anything.

1647
01:21:00,602 --> 01:21:02,301
They know everything.

1648
01:21:02,303 --> 01:21:04,737
I'll admit my mother was stupid,

1649
01:21:04,739 --> 01:21:07,339
but not as stupid
as Abby thinks I am.

1650
01:21:07,341 --> 01:21:09,108
You know, I'm hungry.

1651
01:21:09,110 --> 01:21:10,576
Yeah, me too.

1652
01:21:10,578 --> 01:21:12,011
You like
Hawaiian food?

1653
01:21:12,013 --> 01:21:13,012
Crazy.

1654
01:21:13,014 --> 01:21:14,080
How about
some pizza?

1655
01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:15,180
Pizza?
Yeah.

1656
01:21:15,182 --> 01:21:16,348
Pineapple pizza.

1657
01:21:16,350 --> 01:21:17,349
Ech.

1658
01:21:17,351 --> 01:21:18,217
Come on, let's go.

1659
01:21:19,954 --> 01:21:22,622
Say, where's the best place
to get pineapple pizza?

1660
01:21:22,624 --> 01:21:23,656
San Francisco.

1661
01:21:23,658 --> 01:21:25,658
Well, let's go.

1662
01:21:25,660 --> 01:21:26,792
To San Francisco?

1663
01:21:26,794 --> 01:21:28,628
Unless we find
some place along the way.

1664
01:21:28,630 --> 01:21:29,829
<i> Aloha.</i>

1665
01:21:31,032 --> 01:21:33,232
I still say
that they should have

1666
01:21:33,234 --> 01:21:34,399
had faith in me.

1667
01:21:34,401 --> 01:21:37,003
They should have known
that I wouldn't--

1668
01:21:37,005 --> 01:21:38,170
<i> Aloha.</i>

1669
01:21:39,907 --> 01:21:41,707
Oh, there's Dad!

1670
01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:43,909
The Moana Room, please.

1671
01:21:56,190 --> 01:21:57,757
That's funny.

1672
01:21:57,759 --> 01:21:59,692
I wonder where my mother is?

1673
01:21:59,694 --> 01:22:01,226
I don't know.
The hotel?

1674
01:22:01,228 --> 01:22:02,928
I suppose.

1675
01:22:02,930 --> 01:22:05,097
Well, what was I
saying before?

1676
01:22:05,099 --> 01:22:06,932
Something about
how your folks

1677
01:22:06,934 --> 01:22:08,233
should have
had faith in you.

1678
01:22:08,235 --> 01:22:09,434
Yeah.

1679
01:22:09,436 --> 01:22:12,104
How could they have
doubted me for a second?

1680
01:22:12,106 --> 01:22:14,406
Very funny.

1681
01:22:15,777 --> 01:22:18,778
Neither Russ nor Mitzi
are at the hotel.

1682
01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:20,345
Oh.

1683
01:22:20,347 --> 01:22:22,848
Well, Russ should be
through sulking by now.

1684
01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:24,283
Maybe I ought to go back

1685
01:22:24,285 --> 01:22:26,118
in case Russ
or-- or Gidget--

1686
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:27,619
Don't you think?

1687
01:22:27,621 --> 01:22:29,221
The kids ain't
back yet either.

1688
01:22:29,223 --> 01:22:30,589
I checked.

1689
01:22:30,591 --> 01:22:33,025
Now, look, we've been
to two bars.

1690
01:22:33,027 --> 01:22:34,894
Let's try The Moana.

1691
01:22:36,964 --> 01:22:40,332
Oh! I hate to see
anything go to waste.

1692
01:22:41,468 --> 01:22:42,835
Thank you.

1693
01:22:48,475 --> 01:22:49,809
Mother's not upstairs.

1694
01:22:49,811 --> 01:22:51,143
Isn't that funny?

1695
01:22:51,145 --> 01:22:52,978
Maybe she went
out to eat.

1696
01:22:52,980 --> 01:22:55,114
It's pretty late.

1697
01:22:55,116 --> 01:22:56,849
Alone?

1698
01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:07,226
Mr. Matsu,
I'm looking for my mother.

1699
01:23:07,228 --> 01:23:08,560
Did she leave a message?

1700
01:23:08,562 --> 01:23:09,862
No, they left.

1701
01:23:09,864 --> 01:23:11,063
"They"?

1702
01:23:11,065 --> 01:23:12,564
Your mother
and Mr. Stewart.

1703
01:23:12,566 --> 01:23:14,600
Oh, no.
That was my father and Mrs.--

1704
01:23:14,602 --> 01:23:16,135
Well, your father
and Mrs. Stewart

1705
01:23:16,137 --> 01:23:17,502
left the hotel that way,

1706
01:23:17,504 --> 01:23:19,038
just as your mother
and Mr. Stewart

1707
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,107
went that way.

1708
01:23:21,109 --> 01:23:22,775
Oh, Mr. Matsu,
would you

1709
01:23:22,777 --> 01:23:24,443
cancel my plane
reservation, please?

1710
01:23:24,445 --> 01:23:26,311
I won't be leaving
after all.

1711
01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:31,583
Mom's with Mr. Stewart.

1712
01:23:31,585 --> 01:23:33,185
Now don't you think
it's funny?

1713
01:23:33,187 --> 01:23:34,820
No, I don't think
it's funny at all.

1714
01:23:34,822 --> 01:23:39,591
I wonder if Mom knows
that Dad's with M--

1715
01:23:39,593 --> 01:23:43,462
And Dad knows
that Mom's with--

1716
01:23:46,634 --> 01:23:48,968
I'd better wait for them
in their suite.

1717
01:23:48,970 --> 01:23:50,870
I'm sure I'd better.

1718
01:23:50,872 --> 01:23:53,605
May I have the key
to their room, please?

1719
01:23:53,607 --> 01:23:55,641
Two-seventy.

1720
01:24:03,885 --> 01:24:04,950
It's all yours.

1721
01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,618
See you tomorrow.

1722
01:24:08,990 --> 01:24:10,389
Okay, I'll see you
in the morning.

1723
01:24:10,391 --> 01:24:11,924
Oh, no,
come up with me.

1724
01:24:11,926 --> 01:24:13,458
How is that
gonna look?

1725
01:24:13,460 --> 01:24:15,094
What will people think?

1726
01:24:15,096 --> 01:24:17,830
No point in worrying
about my reputation now.

1727
01:24:17,832 --> 01:24:19,431
I've got the name

1728
01:24:19,433 --> 01:24:21,167
and I've never
played the game.

1729
01:24:21,169 --> 01:24:24,403
I don't even know
exactly how you play it.

1730
01:24:24,405 --> 01:24:26,105
Do you?

1731
01:24:26,107 --> 01:24:27,472
I pass.

1732
01:24:29,376 --> 01:24:31,443
And you have
my every apology,

1733
01:24:31,445 --> 01:24:33,745
and I am going
to see to it

1734
01:24:33,747 --> 01:24:37,149
that you have Abby's
every apology as well.

1735
01:24:37,151 --> 01:24:40,019
How's that for class?

1736
01:24:41,455 --> 01:24:43,022
And you're not
sulking anymore?

1737
01:24:43,024 --> 01:24:44,089
Oh, no, no, no.

1738
01:24:44,091 --> 01:24:47,259
I stopped sulking
exactly 27 minutes ago.

1739
01:24:47,261 --> 01:24:49,128
What did I tell you?
To the second.

1740
01:24:49,130 --> 01:24:51,230
<i> Aloha,</i> darling.

1741
01:24:51,232 --> 01:24:53,465
<i> Aloha.</i>

1742
01:24:53,467 --> 01:24:55,835
Well, that calls
for a toast.

1743
01:24:59,473 --> 01:25:01,140
Let's try the kids.

1744
01:25:01,142 --> 01:25:02,374
Oh, yes, let's.

1745
01:25:04,445 --> 01:25:06,879
Rum is wonderful.

1746
01:25:06,881 --> 01:25:11,984
You can drink gallons of it
and nothing happens.

1747
01:25:11,986 --> 01:25:13,719
Oh...

1748
01:25:13,721 --> 01:25:15,587
It's the ice
you got to watch.

1749
01:25:17,258 --> 01:25:18,757
<i> Aloha.</i>

1750
01:25:18,759 --> 01:25:19,992
<i> Aloha!</i>

1751
01:25:24,298 --> 01:25:26,899
Oh, I'm sure
there's some explanation.

1752
01:25:26,901 --> 01:25:29,068
There has to be.

1753
01:25:29,070 --> 01:25:30,669
They've never gone out

1754
01:25:30,671 --> 01:25:32,304
with anybody else
but each other

1755
01:25:32,306 --> 01:25:33,939
as long as I've known them.

1756
01:25:33,941 --> 01:25:35,875
Gidget, will you stop
imagining things?

1757
01:25:35,877 --> 01:25:37,076
Oh, I can't.

1758
01:25:38,212 --> 01:25:40,079
Okay, then
I'll help you.

1759
01:25:42,583 --> 01:25:44,083
Now, what's
the worst thing

1760
01:25:44,085 --> 01:25:45,951
that could happen?

1761
01:25:47,488 --> 01:25:50,522
You and Abby
could end up sisters.

1762
01:25:50,524 --> 01:25:52,892
Oh, there's
a horrible thought!

1763
01:25:54,561 --> 01:25:57,829
Oh, why doesn't
one of them call?

1764
01:25:59,533 --> 01:26:03,035
I'll talk to you
in the morning, Abby.

1765
01:26:03,037 --> 01:26:04,436
<i> You're not</i>
<i> in the clear yet,</i>

1766
01:26:04,438 --> 01:26:06,038
<i> you little</i>
<i> trouble-maker.</i>

1767
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:08,040
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

1768
01:26:08,042 --> 01:26:11,743
Now, signal
for the operator.

1769
01:26:11,745 --> 01:26:13,946
I guess we got
that straightened out.

1770
01:26:13,948 --> 01:26:16,648
Miss Frances Lawrence, please.

1771
01:26:16,650 --> 01:26:18,517
Room 251.

1772
01:26:20,187 --> 01:26:22,221
I'm sorry, ma'am,
that room doesn't answer.

1773
01:26:22,223 --> 01:26:23,855
Would you care
to leave a message?

1774
01:26:23,857 --> 01:26:24,957
Something the matter?

1775
01:26:24,959 --> 01:26:25,958
Oh, no.

1776
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,159
No, nothing's the matter.

1777
01:26:27,161 --> 01:26:30,963
Uh, hello, dear,
it's Mother.

1778
01:26:30,965 --> 01:26:32,197
Who is this?

1779
01:26:32,199 --> 01:26:33,732
Oh, no, dear.

1780
01:26:33,734 --> 01:26:35,401
Um, did I wake you up?

1781
01:26:35,403 --> 01:26:38,003
Uh-uh, I was awake.

1782
01:26:38,005 --> 01:26:40,705
Well, uh, I just
wanted you to know

1783
01:26:40,707 --> 01:26:42,607
that it was all
a big mistake,

1784
01:26:42,609 --> 01:26:45,044
uh, and to make sure
you were all right.

1785
01:26:45,046 --> 01:26:47,980
I'm fine,
except for a stiff neck.

1786
01:26:47,982 --> 01:26:49,681
Well, go back to bed,
sweetheart.

1787
01:26:49,683 --> 01:26:51,984
Okay, doll.

1788
01:26:51,986 --> 01:26:53,685
Good night, honey.

1789
01:26:53,687 --> 01:26:57,522
Somebody loves me.

1790
01:26:57,524 --> 01:26:58,890
Isn't that funny?

1791
01:26:58,892 --> 01:27:00,426
They were both asleep.

1792
01:27:00,428 --> 01:27:01,893
Very funny.

1793
01:27:01,895 --> 01:27:04,529
Look, honey,
she must be in her room.

1794
01:27:04,531 --> 01:27:05,730
Now, don't jump
down her throat.

1795
01:27:05,732 --> 01:27:07,499
You give her
a chance to explain.

1796
01:27:07,501 --> 01:27:09,401
I will.
When she comes in.

1797
01:27:09,403 --> 01:27:10,902
There's her key.

1798
01:27:10,904 --> 01:27:12,438
Two-fifty-one, please.

1799
01:27:22,116 --> 01:27:25,817
Maybe Mother thinks
that Dad's here.

1800
01:27:25,819 --> 01:27:29,021
Maybe Dad thinks
that Mother's here.

1801
01:27:30,992 --> 01:27:32,424
Gidget, I think we should

1802
01:27:32,426 --> 01:27:34,026
let them work out
their own problems,

1803
01:27:34,028 --> 01:27:35,427
if they have any.

1804
01:27:35,429 --> 01:27:36,595
If they have any?!

1805
01:27:36,597 --> 01:27:38,330
Don't you know
that middle-aged people

1806
01:27:38,332 --> 01:27:41,100
can become insecure
and uncertain overnight

1807
01:27:41,102 --> 01:27:42,401
just because all of a sudden

1808
01:27:42,403 --> 01:27:44,769
everybody's younger
than they are?

1809
01:27:47,941 --> 01:27:49,408
Gidget?

1810
01:27:54,115 --> 01:27:55,647
Any questions?

1811
01:27:55,649 --> 01:27:56,915
What do we do now?

1812
01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:57,916
We wait.

1813
01:27:57,918 --> 01:27:59,118
She knows
she's supposed to be

1814
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,919
in by 12:00,
1 at the latest.

1815
01:28:00,921 --> 01:28:03,122
It's a quarter of 2.
A quarter of 2!

1816
01:28:03,124 --> 01:28:04,323
Well, maybe
we ought to check

1817
01:28:04,325 --> 01:28:05,357
with the other kids.

1818
01:28:05,359 --> 01:28:07,026
One of them might know
where she went.

1819
01:28:07,028 --> 01:28:08,327
All right. Who?

1820
01:28:08,329 --> 01:28:10,329
Jeff. Oh, no, that's no good.

1821
01:28:10,331 --> 01:28:12,631
They're barely speaking
to each other.

1822
01:28:12,633 --> 01:28:14,333
Uh, which one
is she with tonight?

1823
01:28:14,335 --> 01:28:16,335
Who knows? And that's
a nice state of affairs.

1824
01:28:16,337 --> 01:28:18,103
Eddie. Start
with Eddie Horner.

1825
01:28:18,105 --> 01:28:20,923
Yeah. Hello.
Give me The Moana, please.

1826
01:28:30,251 --> 01:28:32,117
Hello?

1827
01:28:35,122 --> 01:28:37,322
Hello?

1828
01:28:37,324 --> 01:28:39,058
Who?

1829
01:28:39,060 --> 01:28:41,293
Oh, how are you, Mr. Lawrence?

1830
01:28:41,295 --> 01:28:43,228
Oh, no, I wasn't asleep.

1831
01:28:43,230 --> 01:28:44,296
No, you didn't wake me.

1832
01:28:44,298 --> 01:28:47,132
I was, uh... I was, uh...

1833
01:28:48,469 --> 01:28:50,269
I forget.

1834
01:28:52,005 --> 01:28:53,705
Is that so?

1835
01:28:53,707 --> 01:28:55,474
Well, no, sir.

1836
01:28:55,476 --> 01:28:57,376
I-- I don't know where she is.

1837
01:28:57,378 --> 01:28:58,910
You're where?

1838
01:28:58,912 --> 01:29:00,645
In Gidget's room?

1839
01:29:00,647 --> 01:29:02,814
Well, now, don't worry, sir.

1840
01:29:02,816 --> 01:29:06,218
I'm sure that there's nothing
to worry about.

1841
01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:08,554
Yes. Yes, sir.

1842
01:29:08,556 --> 01:29:13,392
Who says there's nothing
to worry about?

1843
01:29:13,394 --> 01:29:15,794
Uh, would you get me
Kakanie Hall

1844
01:29:15,796 --> 01:29:17,596
at the university, please?

1845
01:29:18,732 --> 01:29:20,399
No.

1846
01:29:20,401 --> 01:29:22,301
I didn't see her all night.

1847
01:29:22,303 --> 01:29:24,069
Well, Wally and Larry
didn't either.

1848
01:29:24,071 --> 01:29:26,671
I know, I was with them.

1849
01:29:26,673 --> 01:29:28,673
Oh, "Don't worry"!

1850
01:29:28,675 --> 01:29:30,142
Don't worry?
Well, who's worrying?

1851
01:29:30,144 --> 01:29:32,344
What's to worry about?

1852
01:29:32,346 --> 01:29:34,213
I'll meet you there.

1853
01:29:56,937 --> 01:29:57,969
Oh!

1854
01:30:06,980 --> 01:30:08,713
Hello?

1855
01:30:10,784 --> 01:30:11,983
Oh, my goodness.

1856
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:14,953
Oh, my goodness.

1857
01:30:14,955 --> 01:30:19,458
Oh, well, are you sure
there's nothing to worry about?

1858
01:30:19,460 --> 01:30:20,825
Okay.

1859
01:30:24,165 --> 01:30:25,697
Hey!

1860
01:30:25,699 --> 01:30:27,132
Gidget's missing!

1861
01:30:27,134 --> 01:30:28,133
Huh?

1862
01:30:28,135 --> 01:30:29,334
Gidget's missing!

1863
01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:30,869
Missing what?

1864
01:30:30,871 --> 01:30:33,838
Oh! All right, Judge.

1865
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:35,040
I will.

1866
01:30:36,743 --> 01:30:40,279
No, I haven't seen her
since this afternoon.

1867
01:30:41,482 --> 01:30:43,348
All right.

1868
01:30:45,752 --> 01:30:47,352
Hey, what's
going on here,

1869
01:30:47,354 --> 01:30:48,820
in the middle
of the night?

1870
01:30:48,822 --> 01:30:51,056
That was Barbara Jo,

1871
01:30:51,058 --> 01:30:52,424
and she said that--

1872
01:30:52,426 --> 01:30:54,593
And now they're out
looking for her,

1873
01:30:54,595 --> 01:30:56,795
and it's all my fault.

1874
01:30:58,332 --> 01:31:00,065
There must be
something we can do.

1875
01:31:00,067 --> 01:31:01,866
Isn't there anybody else
we can call?

1876
01:31:01,868 --> 01:31:02,934
We've called everybody, sir.

1877
01:31:02,936 --> 01:31:03,935
We checked
all the places

1878
01:31:03,937 --> 01:31:04,936
she could have
gone to.

1879
01:31:04,938 --> 01:31:05,970
Most of them
are closed.

1880
01:31:05,972 --> 01:31:07,206
And she wasn't
on the beach.

1881
01:31:07,208 --> 01:31:08,207
Or in the water.

1882
01:31:08,209 --> 01:31:09,508
I meant swim--
I meant swimming--

1883
01:31:09,510 --> 01:31:10,509
Swimming, sir.

1884
01:31:10,511 --> 01:31:12,010
Mr. Lawrence,
if I were you, I--

1885
01:31:12,012 --> 01:31:13,412
I would never let
that-- that thought

1886
01:31:13,414 --> 01:31:14,680
enter my mind, sir.

1887
01:31:14,682 --> 01:31:16,081
Thanks. It hadn't,
until you mentioned it.

1888
01:31:16,083 --> 01:31:17,082
That's all right.

1889
01:31:18,085 --> 01:31:19,084
There she is.

1890
01:31:19,086 --> 01:31:20,985
Well, would she knock
at her own d--

1891
01:31:23,457 --> 01:31:26,091
Oh, we were afraid
you might be worried.

1892
01:31:26,093 --> 01:31:28,227
Just as worried as we are.

1893
01:31:28,229 --> 01:31:29,261
Well, thank you, dear.

1894
01:31:29,263 --> 01:31:30,462
You wear that stuff
every night?

1895
01:31:30,464 --> 01:31:31,730
What'd you say?

1896
01:31:31,732 --> 01:31:33,131
You look like you're
wired for sound.

1897
01:31:33,133 --> 01:31:34,333
Gidget didn't come
to the luau.

1898
01:31:34,335 --> 01:31:35,734
I saw her before that.
Come again?

1899
01:31:35,736 --> 01:31:37,068
We'd better get
a posse going.

1900
01:31:37,070 --> 01:31:39,137
We ought to do something.
Any bright ideas?

1901
01:31:39,139 --> 01:31:40,138
I'm thinking,
I'm thinking.

1902
01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:41,306
Would everybody mind
speaking up?

1903
01:31:41,308 --> 01:31:42,974
Oh, for heaven sakes,

1904
01:31:42,976 --> 01:31:45,076
you've still got
your earplugs on!

1905
01:31:45,078 --> 01:31:48,313
I told you
she was a mental case.

1906
01:31:52,152 --> 01:31:53,151
Now don't panic.

1907
01:31:53,153 --> 01:31:54,486
Whatever you do, don't panic.

1908
01:31:54,488 --> 01:31:55,520
You've heard
something?

1909
01:31:55,522 --> 01:31:57,021
No, I mean, when you do.

1910
01:31:57,023 --> 01:31:59,190
Brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.

1911
01:31:59,192 --> 01:32:01,025
Where's the other kid?
Abby's boyfriend?

1912
01:32:01,027 --> 01:32:03,362
Jeff. Do you suppose
she's with him?

1913
01:32:03,364 --> 01:32:05,430
Well, couldn't be.
He left on the midnight plane.

1914
01:32:05,432 --> 01:32:06,831
Yeah, anyway, they can't
stand each other.

1915
01:32:06,833 --> 01:32:07,832
And, sure, they had

1916
01:32:07,834 --> 01:32:09,368
some sort of a fight
this afternoon.

1917
01:32:09,370 --> 01:32:10,702
Yeah,
on the catamaran.

1918
01:32:10,704 --> 01:32:13,071
Hey, didn't Gidget have
a rhubarb with you too?

1919
01:32:14,841 --> 01:32:15,974
My, she certainly
had enough

1920
01:32:15,976 --> 01:32:17,476
to be upset about,
didn't she?

1921
01:32:17,478 --> 01:32:19,177
Now don't blame yourself,
Mr. Lawrence.

1922
01:32:19,179 --> 01:32:20,845
Oh, sure,
even if it was your fault,

1923
01:32:20,847 --> 01:32:23,448
you don't want to live with that
for the rest of your life.

1924
01:32:23,450 --> 01:32:24,650
The boy is right.

1925
01:32:24,652 --> 01:32:26,551
If you find her in time,

1926
01:32:26,553 --> 01:32:28,687
you can always
have her stomach pumped.

1927
01:32:28,689 --> 01:32:30,422
I've had mine pumped twice.

1928
01:32:30,424 --> 01:32:32,391
The second time's a breeze.

1929
01:32:32,393 --> 01:32:33,892
Hey, you stop that,
right this minute.

1930
01:32:33,894 --> 01:32:35,827
Gidget has not
committed suicide,

1931
01:32:35,829 --> 01:32:37,128
for heaven's sake.

1932
01:32:37,130 --> 01:32:39,765
An accident, maybe.
Suicide, never.

1933
01:32:39,767 --> 01:32:40,965
An accident?

1934
01:32:40,967 --> 01:32:43,067
Oh, Russ, suppose
she's had an accident?

1935
01:32:43,069 --> 01:32:44,403
Accident!

1936
01:32:44,405 --> 01:32:46,672
Maybe that's
what happened to them.

1937
01:32:46,674 --> 01:32:48,307
Gidget...

1938
01:32:48,309 --> 01:32:49,908
Take it easy.

1939
01:32:49,910 --> 01:32:53,044
Oh, please, I don't care
what they've done,

1940
01:32:53,046 --> 01:32:55,647
just let them
come home safe.

1941
01:32:56,817 --> 01:32:59,017
Oh, I could murder them.

1942
01:32:59,019 --> 01:33:01,085
Maybe we ought to call
the police or the hospitals?

1943
01:33:01,087 --> 01:33:02,253
It's 4:30.

1944
01:33:02,255 --> 01:33:03,488
Oh, not yet.

1945
01:33:03,490 --> 01:33:05,890
You getting a migraine,
Mrs. Lawrence?

1946
01:33:05,892 --> 01:33:06,991
That's what
my mother does

1947
01:33:06,993 --> 01:33:08,794
whenever anything
goes wrong.

1948
01:33:08,796 --> 01:33:10,629
It isn't a migraine,
Dee Dee.

1949
01:33:10,631 --> 01:33:13,532
It's just a plain, simple,
ordinary horrible headache!

1950
01:33:13,534 --> 01:33:14,966
Honey, honey,
I'll get your pills.

1951
01:33:14,968 --> 01:33:15,967
Give me your key.

1952
01:33:15,969 --> 01:33:17,436
I left mine
at the desk.

1953
01:33:17,438 --> 01:33:18,937
Here.

1954
01:33:18,939 --> 01:33:20,138
And take it easy, honey.

1955
01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:30,148
So now that's the plan.
You got it straight?

1956
01:33:30,150 --> 01:33:32,951
Do you know
why I love you?

1957
01:33:32,953 --> 01:33:35,654
I only know why I love you.

1958
01:33:35,656 --> 01:33:36,988
'Cause you fracture me.

1959
01:33:36,990 --> 01:33:38,457
Is that good or bad?

1960
01:33:38,459 --> 01:33:40,325
That's very good.

1961
01:33:40,327 --> 01:33:41,460
More.

1962
01:33:42,963 --> 01:33:44,963
All those words
you want to hear

1963
01:33:44,965 --> 01:33:46,565
that are so tough
for me to say...

1964
01:33:49,603 --> 01:33:51,636
are all inside me,
but they're there.

1965
01:33:52,806 --> 01:33:53,839
I know.

1966
01:34:04,418 --> 01:34:05,650
Gidget!

1967
01:34:08,889 --> 01:34:11,055
Where, may I ask,
have you been?

1968
01:34:11,057 --> 01:34:12,624
Where have<i> I</i> been?

1969
01:34:12,626 --> 01:34:13,925
What was that?

1970
01:34:13,927 --> 01:34:15,093
That was personal.

1971
01:34:15,095 --> 01:34:16,695
Now will you please
keep your voice down?

1972
01:34:16,697 --> 01:34:17,696
Now wait a minute.

1973
01:34:17,698 --> 01:34:18,963
I don't believe
there's any need

1974
01:34:18,965 --> 01:34:20,265
for discussion.

1975
01:34:20,267 --> 01:34:22,066
The less said about
this whole business the better.

1976
01:34:22,068 --> 01:34:23,468
What business?

1977
01:34:23,470 --> 01:34:25,604
Now, I'm sure
it was perfectly harmless.

1978
01:34:25,606 --> 01:34:28,440
However,
it could hardly be called...

1979
01:34:28,442 --> 01:34:29,441
Cricket.

1980
01:34:29,443 --> 01:34:31,676
Thank you. Cricket.

1981
01:34:31,678 --> 01:34:33,812
Nevertheless,
we'll keep it between us.

1982
01:34:33,814 --> 01:34:35,013
Mother need never know.

1983
01:34:35,015 --> 01:34:36,381
Never know what?

1984
01:34:36,383 --> 01:34:37,849
Shh! You'll wake her up.

1985
01:34:37,851 --> 01:34:38,850
Who?

1986
01:34:38,852 --> 01:34:41,286
Mother!

1987
01:34:41,288 --> 01:34:43,221
Where is she?

1988
01:34:43,223 --> 01:34:45,624
In bed. Where else?

1989
01:34:45,626 --> 01:34:47,926
But don't worry.

1990
01:34:47,928 --> 01:34:50,529
We fixed it
so that your bed looks slept in,

1991
01:34:50,531 --> 01:34:52,497
and tomorrow,
you can tell her

1992
01:34:52,499 --> 01:34:54,566
that she was asleep
when you got in,

1993
01:34:54,568 --> 01:34:56,234
and when you got up.

1994
01:34:56,236 --> 01:34:58,403
You got up early
for some reason.

1995
01:34:58,405 --> 01:35:00,739
Well, why don't I go to bed now?

1996
01:35:00,741 --> 01:35:01,940
Oh, because
if she wakes up,

1997
01:35:01,942 --> 01:35:03,308
she might start
asking questions,

1998
01:35:03,310 --> 01:35:05,310
and you don't want her
to do that, do you?

1999
01:35:05,312 --> 01:35:06,511
Oh, no, no. I guess not.

2000
01:35:06,513 --> 01:35:07,512
You go with Jeff.

2001
01:35:07,514 --> 01:35:08,747
Sleep in his room tonight.

2002
01:35:08,749 --> 01:35:10,081
An excellent idea.

2003
01:35:10,083 --> 01:35:11,783
Oh, I really
appreciate this, Gidget.

2004
01:35:11,785 --> 01:35:13,084
You too, Jeff.

2005
01:35:13,086 --> 01:35:14,453
Glad to help, sir.

2006
01:35:16,256 --> 01:35:20,258
Oh, look, Daddy...
It's a modern world.

2007
01:35:20,260 --> 01:35:22,694
There's nothing wrong
with having a few drinks

2008
01:35:22,696 --> 01:35:25,931
and some pleasant conversation
with someone other than Mother,

2009
01:35:25,933 --> 01:35:27,732
provided that's all it was.

2010
01:35:30,370 --> 01:35:32,571
That was all it was, wasn't it?

2011
01:35:35,175 --> 01:35:37,709
All right, you go on now,
she might come in--

2012
01:35:37,711 --> 01:35:40,278
I mean, wake up,
any minute.

2013
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:41,279
Okay.

2014
01:35:41,281 --> 01:35:42,814
Shall we, Jeff?

2015
01:35:43,951 --> 01:35:45,517
Oh, and, Daddy,

2016
01:35:45,519 --> 01:35:47,619
call a person
when you're going to be late.

2017
01:35:47,621 --> 01:35:50,722
You don't know how awful it is
to sit up and wait and worry.

2018
01:35:52,860 --> 01:35:54,726
I have an idea.

2019
01:35:57,197 --> 01:35:59,197
Oh, thanks, Jeff.

2020
01:36:01,234 --> 01:36:03,768
Oh, come on, Mom,
the coast is clear.

2021
01:36:07,140 --> 01:36:08,139
Oh!

2022
01:36:08,141 --> 01:36:10,308
There, dear.
Does that help?

2023
01:36:10,310 --> 01:36:11,175
Thank you.

2024
01:36:12,412 --> 01:36:14,479
Why doesn't she
stop crying?

2025
01:36:14,481 --> 01:36:15,981
How should I know?

2026
01:36:15,983 --> 01:36:19,450
Maybe her tear ducts
are out of control.

2027
01:36:19,452 --> 01:36:20,451
Hey, Jeff!

2028
01:36:20,453 --> 01:36:21,953
I thought you'd left?

2029
01:36:21,955 --> 01:36:23,688
Where's Gidget?

2030
01:36:23,690 --> 01:36:26,791
We, uh, we share
and share alike, don't we?

2031
01:36:26,793 --> 01:36:27,859
Yes.

2032
01:36:27,861 --> 01:36:29,661
Well, go get your half
of what I got.

2033
01:36:29,663 --> 01:36:30,929
What? What?

2034
01:36:30,931 --> 01:36:31,930
Puzzles yet.

2035
01:36:31,932 --> 01:36:34,098
Go on. Go on.

2036
01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:36,100
Are you through
looking for Gidget,

2037
01:36:36,102 --> 01:36:37,101
Mr. Lawrence?

2038
01:36:37,103 --> 01:36:38,403
Just go to our room.

2039
01:36:38,405 --> 01:36:39,604
Go on.

2040
01:36:41,608 --> 01:36:43,408
Gather around.

2041
01:36:43,410 --> 01:36:45,810
Look...

2042
01:36:49,850 --> 01:36:51,616
Gidget! Oh, Gidget!

2043
01:36:51,618 --> 01:36:52,483
Shh!

2044
01:36:53,687 --> 01:36:55,386
Don't wake Daddy!

2045
01:36:55,388 --> 01:36:56,387
Daddy!

2046
01:36:56,389 --> 01:36:58,023
Oh, if he had any idea

2047
01:36:58,025 --> 01:36:59,424
that you'd come in
this late,

2048
01:36:59,426 --> 01:37:01,392
that you'd been out
with Mr. Stewart!

2049
01:37:01,394 --> 01:37:02,427
But don't worry.

2050
01:37:02,429 --> 01:37:04,563
I fixed it so that
your bed looks slept in.

2051
01:37:04,565 --> 01:37:06,565
Now, the main thing
is to get out of here

2052
01:37:06,567 --> 01:37:07,832
before he wakes up
and finds out.

2053
01:37:09,736 --> 01:37:11,836
Darling, I--
I really appreciate this,

2054
01:37:11,838 --> 01:37:12,837
but I think it's better

2055
01:37:12,839 --> 01:37:14,172
if I'm honest
with your father.

2056
01:37:14,174 --> 01:37:15,574
Oh, no, Mom!

2057
01:37:15,576 --> 01:37:16,908
Believe me, Mother,

2058
01:37:16,910 --> 01:37:18,309
this is no time
to be honest.

2059
01:37:18,311 --> 01:37:19,711
Oh, Daddy and I
have always been

2060
01:37:19,713 --> 01:37:21,913
honest with each other.
I have nothing to hide.

2061
01:37:21,915 --> 01:37:23,748
Oh, I know you haven't, Mom.

2062
01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:26,918
Well, it never even crossed
my mind that you had, but--

2063
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:29,287
Well, you and Daddy
jump to conclusions.

2064
01:37:29,289 --> 01:37:30,321
Remember this afternoon

2065
01:37:30,323 --> 01:37:31,355
when you and Daddy

2066
01:37:31,357 --> 01:37:32,691
jumped to conclusions
about me?

2067
01:37:32,693 --> 01:37:33,858
Well, obviously,

2068
01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:35,860
jumping to conclusions
runs in this family.

2069
01:37:35,862 --> 01:37:37,729
Oh, no!

2070
01:38:11,898 --> 01:38:13,397
Oh, honey.

2071
01:38:13,399 --> 01:38:14,565
Honey.

2072
01:38:14,567 --> 01:38:16,067
But how?

2073
01:38:16,069 --> 01:38:17,268
Through there.

2074
01:38:17,270 --> 01:38:18,169
Hey, Jeff!

2075
01:38:20,641 --> 01:38:22,340
We'd explain,
but then you wouldn't

2076
01:38:22,342 --> 01:38:23,808
have anything
to wonder about.

2077
01:38:23,810 --> 01:38:26,410
Oh, I'm wondering.
I'm wondering.

2078
01:38:26,412 --> 01:38:28,246
We thought
you were missing.

2079
01:38:28,248 --> 01:38:29,413
You shouldn't have
done this.

2080
01:38:29,415 --> 01:38:31,016
We were ready
to call out the Marines.

2081
01:38:31,018 --> 01:38:32,651
Hey, you must be
a pretty popular girl.

2082
01:38:32,653 --> 01:38:33,852
The whole joint's
looking for you.

2083
01:38:33,854 --> 01:38:35,053
Hey, what did
you two do?

2084
01:38:35,055 --> 01:38:36,254
Go for a moonlight
surfboard ride?

2085
01:38:36,256 --> 01:38:37,656
And all the time
you and Jeff--

2086
01:38:37,658 --> 01:38:38,990
Yeah, a couple
of sneaky characters.

2087
01:38:38,992 --> 01:38:40,992
No wonder I couldn't win.
I never had a chance.

2088
01:38:40,994 --> 01:38:43,194
Oh, boy,
you sure didn't.

2089
01:38:43,196 --> 01:38:44,996
You can say that again.

2090
01:38:44,998 --> 01:38:47,398
You gave your mother
and father some turn.

2091
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:50,468
Oh, well, you don't know
what a turn they gave me.

2092
01:38:50,470 --> 01:38:53,071
Oh, it was terrible.

2093
01:38:53,073 --> 01:38:55,540
I was imagining
the worst--

2094
01:38:55,542 --> 01:38:57,441
The torture,
the agony of waiting,

2095
01:38:57,443 --> 01:38:58,743
and not knowing.

2096
01:38:58,745 --> 01:39:01,546
I've never been through
anything so terrible.

2097
01:39:01,548 --> 01:39:03,347
So now the shoe's
on the other foot, eh?

2098
01:39:03,349 --> 01:39:04,716
Look who got
herself involved.

2099
01:39:04,718 --> 01:39:06,417
Well, golly,
when you love somebody,

2100
01:39:06,419 --> 01:39:08,086
you can't help
but get involved.

2101
01:39:08,088 --> 01:39:09,253
Hear! Hear!

2102
01:39:09,255 --> 01:39:11,122
Now, what was that lecture
you delivered to us

2103
01:39:11,124 --> 01:39:12,590
right before
we left home?

2104
01:39:12,592 --> 01:39:14,559
"Two minutes late, and poof!
They're shattered."

2105
01:39:14,561 --> 01:39:15,727
Yeah, yeah,
and remember,

2106
01:39:15,729 --> 01:39:17,962
"One little doubt
and they're in hysterics."

2107
01:39:17,964 --> 01:39:20,531
Now you know what it's like
being a parent.

2108
01:39:20,533 --> 01:39:22,767
Boy, I sure do.

2109
01:39:25,038 --> 01:39:28,372
Hey! I've done
all my basic training.

2110
01:39:28,374 --> 01:39:30,108
Not quite, baby.

2111
01:39:31,578 --> 01:39:33,344
Everything all right
now, Gidge?

2112
01:39:33,346 --> 01:39:35,246
Mm-mm.

2113
01:39:35,248 --> 01:39:39,117
I still have a little
unfinished business.

2114
01:39:43,023 --> 01:39:45,023
No! No!

2115
01:40:04,544 --> 01:40:06,745
Gidget! No!

2116
01:40:06,747 --> 01:40:09,981
No! No! Gidget!

2117
01:40:11,618 --> 01:40:14,352
Gidget! No, stop!

2118
01:40:20,026 --> 01:40:22,827
Ah! Ah!

2119
01:40:55,879 --> 01:40:58,296
♪ It's not the same ♪

2120
01:40:58,298 --> 01:41:00,531
♪ Down by the sea ♪

2121
01:41:00,533 --> 01:41:03,701
♪ Since the Gidget came ♪

2122
01:41:03,703 --> 01:41:05,203
♪ To Waikiki ♪

2123
01:41:05,205 --> 01:41:08,706
♪ You'll hear the native boys
All sigh and wait ♪

2124
01:41:08,708 --> 01:41:11,276
♪ Down on Maunalua Bay ♪

2125
01:41:11,278 --> 01:41:13,878
♪ 'Cause when the Gidget
Goes Hawaiian ♪

2126
01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:16,414
♪ She goes Hawaiian
All the way ♪♪